Name: Dick Figures - First Day of Cool (Ep #34)
Uploaded: 2013-05-08T14:52:32.000Z
Duration: 4 min 39 s
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[Stacy:] Oh my gawd, you think there  are gonna be boys at this school or what?

[Dingleberry:] Adios, assholes! I'm late for a rave a rave!

[Broseph:] Hahaha. Where'd you  learn to walk? Cripple school?

[Raccoon:] If you happy and  you know it, crap your hands!

[Pink:] My mom says  those turn you into a whore.

[Blue:] Yeah. [Green:] Splendid! Mine as well!

Say, there's a young  JERKFACE!! looking for you!

Says he wants to beat your BUTT!! until you die!

[Broseph:] 'Sup, brah.  You new here or what?

Cuz otherwise you'd know  that this see-saw is for fifth graders.

[Broseph:] Yeah? Price for  playing on the fifth-grade playground

[Broseph:] Really? Well let's  see if you're fist-tose intolerant!

[Blue:] My mom says I drink to much water, that's how come I cry so much!

[Broseph:] You know,  I got held back five years,

Old McDonald had a farm, now you're gonna die, nerd!

[Blue:] My name's Blue. And no matter what happens,

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Dick Figures - First Day of Cool (Ep #34)

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