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  • [meteor swoops]

  • -(Pear) Whoa! Guys, you gotta check out this meteor!

  • -(Orange) Bored, b-b-bored, b-bored, bored-bored!

  • Bored, b-b-bored, b-bored, bored, bored-bored!

  • Anyone else bored?

  • -Yes! But mostly just annoyed.

  • -Whew, at least I'm not the only one! [laughs]

  • -[unison groans]

  • -Does he have an off button?

  • -[yells]

  • [explosion]

  • [collective screams]

  • [collective pants]

  • -(Pear) Orange!

  • Orange, can you hear me?

  • -Orange!

  • [energy beams]

  • -(collective) Whoa!

  • -Oh, pretty!

  • -S'mores anyone? [laughs]

  • Behold, I am the Mandarin Orange!

  • Bow down before me, or perish!

  • -Oh great!

  • It's another magical meteor that turns people into evil versions of themselves.

  • -[sarcastically]: Thanks very much, Captain Plot Point.

  • -Orange! Don't freak out; we'll get you some help.

  • [pulse beam] [collective screams]

  • -Yes, Midget Apple!

  • But tell me, who's gonna help you?

  • -[groans] I told you!

  • It's not 'Midget' Apple; it's Iron Apple!

  • [Iron Man plays]

  • -And now, time to really cut you short!

  • [hyper beam]

  • [record scratches]

  • [laughs]

  • -[grunts]

  • [laser beam]

  • [wallops]

  • [growls]

  • [seismic exchanges]

  • -Time to finish this, Mandarin!

  • [laser beams]

  • -[grunts]

  • [growls]

  • -Whoa!

  • [hyper beam]

  • -[grunts]

  • -[laughs] Heroes? There's no such thing!

  • -Hey! [sniffles] What a jerk!

  • -Tell me Iron Apple, any last words?

  • -Yeah! Aveggies, assemble!

  • -Aveggies? What's that?

  • -I hope you've had your tetanus shot.

  • -You think this ragtag team of tin cans can stop me?

  • I'm the Mandarin!

  • -Yeah, and I'm a rocket launcher.

  • Whoa! I really am a rocket launcher!

  • -Ah!

  • -Call me Snore Machine. [snores]

  • -Ah! Ow! I landed on my keys.

  • [laughs] I mean--

  • You will pay for that!

  • [pounds]

  • -Oh yeah! The Mandarin is toast!

  • -Is that the best you've got?

  • -That's my cue!

  • -[laughs]

  • And to think, I was almost frightened!

  • -Grrr... yay!

  • -Ah!

  • [impacts]

  • -Whoa! That... was... insane!

  • -Totally! And yet, kind of sad.

  • -Heck yeah I'm okay with it!

  • Especially if we get to keep the suits.

  • -(Orange) Yeah! [record scratches]

  • It must be hard to find anything in 48 extra fat! [laughs]

  • -Orange!

  • -You're still alive!

  • And you're not evil anymore!

  • -Yeah! And what about the meteor?

  • -Don't ask me;

  • I'm a vegetarian! [laughs]

  • -Yay! It's still pretty!

  • Grrr!

  • Marshmallow smash!

  • -[screams]

  • [smashes]

  • -Oh no, here we go again!

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  • -[Orange laughs] Knife!

  • [slices]

[meteor swoops]

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