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  • The man down at Pep Boys says from now on,

  • the urine should just bead up and roll right off.

  • Way to go the extra mile.

  • Your Mee-Maw would be proud.

  • My Mee-Maw must never know of this.

  • Now will you give Professor Hawking my paper?

  • Oh, my dear boy, no. Okay.

  • Next, this is a sexy French maid costume I bought for Bernadette.

  • I thought it might spice things up and get her to dust

  • my room at the same time, but I was wrong and really wrong.

  • And you want me to return it for you?

  • No, no, no, mon petit cherie.


  • What are you all staring at? Didn't you ever see a man

  • try to get a meeting with Stephen Hawking before?

  • Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah, I'm telling you the

  • chicks are much looser than on eHarmony.

  • Yeah I, I gotta call you back. I won a bet, and it's time to collect.

  • I don't know about you, but I feel empowered.

The man down at Pep Boys says from now on,

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