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  • - You look at John Cho and Lucy Liu and it's like

  • they're probably my age, right?

  • (whispers) They're not!

  • (jazzy music)

  • - So, we've all heard the term black don't crack.

  • but have you ever heard of the term Asian don't raisin?

  • Well, I asked some of my coworkers to guess the ages of some

  • Asian celebrities to find out if, indeed,

  • Asian does not raisin.

  • - Oh, she's pretty!

  • - Is she really 42?

  • - I don't know.

  • Maybe, like 42.

  • (bell dings)

  • What?

  • - What?

  • - The woman is almost 50?

  • Holy crap!

  • - She's definitely 28.

  • Look how nice and white her teeth are.

  • Okay, all these choices are older than that.

  • - 45, no, 35!

  • She looks young, look at those eyes.

  • (bell dings)

  • I almost guessed 45 and then I second guessed myself.

  • Wow!

  • - It's like the new 29.

  • - Ageless.

  • She could be any age she wants to be.

  • - 27, maybe?

  • - She's 27.

  • (bell dings)

  • - Why am I 10 years off every single time?

  • That's not fair.

  • - Man, I hope I look this good in a few years.

  • - Ooh, he handsome.

  • Oh, daddy like.

  • - He's gotta be a 30 year old, right?

  • - Is he 50?

  • Is this gonna mess me up cause he's actually 50?

  • (bell dings)

  • - What are they feeding everyone these days?

  • - This person is not 40.

  • - She is 19!

  • I just looked at it for two seconds.

  • There's no way she is any of the other ages.

  • - 19.

  • - I'm gonna go for 19.

  • First choice, that's what I thought.

  • (bell dings)

  • (laughing)

  • - What?

  • - People bring back face masks when they visit Korea.

  • This is why.

  • - All right.

  • I think you're making it up.

  • I think this is all a lie.

  • - He's very handsome.

  • He looks great in the suit.

  • - Because I've been really wrong the whole time,

  • I'm gonna guess 50, even though I don't think he looks 50.

  • - 38, with confidence.

  • (bell dings)

  • - The only reason I got it right is because I didn't think

  • he was 38, but I didn't think he was 50.

  • There was no 40 option.

  • I would've been very easily fooled.

  • - Goals, right here.

  • - I gotta find out what he's in, cause he's kinda my type.

  • - Black don't crack.

  • Asian don't raisin.

  • It is what it is, you know.

  • - So, enjoy it, because I certainly am.

- You look at John Cho and Lucy Liu and it's like

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