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  • JAMES IS HERE BECAUSE OF "X-MEN: APOCALYPSE" WHICH IS COMING OUT

  • ON FRIDAY.

  • I HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE.

  • I LOVED IT.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

  • >> COULD I FIX MY TIE IN YOUR CAMERA.

  • >> Stephen: GO AHEAD.

  • YOU LOOK VERY NICE.

  • >> THANKS VERY MUCH.

  • I'M REPRESENTING.

  • >> Stephen: YOU LOOK VERY POSH.

  • >> THANK YOU.

  • >> Stephen: I'VE INTERVIEWED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE FROM THESE

  • MUTANT MOVIES, AND I TRULY ENJOY THESE MOVIES AND VERY GOOD

  • ACTORS LIKE YOURSELF, BUT IF SOMEONE HAS BEEN TRAINED IN

  • METHOD ACTING, HOW DO YOU CONNECT TO A TRUTH OF A

  • CHARACTER WHO IS A SUPER HUMAN MUTANT?

  • LIKE WHAT, DO YOU POSSIBLY HAVE IN COMMON WITH, LIKE PROFESSOR

  • XAVIER?

  • >> I LOOK A LOT LIKE HIM.

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S TRUE.

  • Y SAW THE MOVIE.

  • YOU DO LOOK A LOT LIKE THAT GUY.

  • >> I DO.

  • NO, WELL, I CAN READ MINDS AS WELL.

  • >> Stephen: REALLY?

  • >> I CAN READ MINDS.

  • >> REALLY, THAT'S CRAZY BECAUSE I CAN READ MINES, TOO, HOW DID

  • YOU-- >> OH...

  • >> Stephen: REALLY?

  • THAT'S CRAZY, BECAUSE I ALS >> Stephen: I HAVE AN IDEA,

  • SINCE WE BOTH HAVE SHOULD TH SUPER HUMAN POWER, WHY DON'T WE

  • USE OUR POWER TO READ SOME MINDS TOGETHER.

  • >> YOU WANT TO GET INSIDE THEIR HEADS.

  • >> Stephen: IN A SEGMENT WE'RE GOING TO CALL "AUDIENCE MIND

  • READING.

  • ( APPLAUSE ) WE'RE GOING TO POINT THE CAMERA

  • AT SOME AUDIENCE MEMBERS AND THEN JAMES AND I WILL USE OUR

  • TELEPATHIC ABILITIES TO AND THEN JAMES AND I WILL USE

  • OUR TELEPATHIC ABILITIES TO READ THEIR MINDS.

  • READ THEIR MINDS.

  • >> DO YOU FINGER YOURSELF WHEN YOU DO THAT AS WELL?

  • WHEN I ENTER YOUR HEADS, I FINGERS MYSELF.

  • >> Stephen: YES, SURE.

  • >> DO YOU IT.

  • >> Stephen: I DO IT TWO FUNGER.

  • I DO TWO FINGER.

  • AUDIENCE PREPARE YOUR MINDS TO BE PROBED.

  • IT WAS IN THE DISCLAIMER YOU SIGNED BEFORE YOU CAME IN HERE.

  • AND BEGIN.

  • >> YEAH, NO, I THINK I'M PICKING SOMETHING UP.

  • OOOH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

  • THERE HE IS.

  • OH, HE'S FINGERING HIMSELF, TOO.

  • HE'S THINKING, HE'S THINKING.

  • "LAST NIGHT I HAD ANOTHER SEX DREAM ABOUT FLO, THE PROGRESSIVE

  • LADY, AND I WONDER IF SHE HAD THE SAME DREAM ABOUT ME?

  • >> Stephen: I PICK UP THAT THOUGHT ALL TIME FROM PEOPLE.

  • YOU KNOW WHAT DOES IT FOR ME?

  • THAT GEICO DPEKO.

  • KIND OF SEXING.

  • I'M PICKING UP SOMEONE'S BRAIN THOUGHT.

  • SHE'S THINK AGO HE'S THINKING.

  • SORRY, THE HAIR THREW ME.

  • HE'S THINKING, "I AM BECKY WITH THE GOOD HAIR."

  • YOU GOT ANOTHER?

  • >> YEAH, YEAH, ONE'S COMING IN HERE.

  • THIS ONE'S THINKING, "IF WE BECAME TRAPPED IN THIS THEATER,

  • I WONDER WHO I'D EAT FIRST."

  • YEAH.

  • "PROBABLY THAT GUY."

  • THAT MEANS HE'S GOT GOOD PROTEIN COB TENT.

  • >> Stephen: GOOD MARBLING.

  • HERE'S ANOTHER, A VERY STRONG SIGNAL.

  • I'M HEARING SOMEONE THINK, ," I HAVE THE BEATLES SONG 'HEY JUDE'

  • STUCK IN MY HEAD, BUT IF I THINK ABOUT THE TUNE, IT WILL PROBABLY

  • COST THE SHOW A LOT OF MONEY."

  • I'M SO GLAD SHE DIDN'T THINK OF IT.

  • YOU CAN'T DO MORE THAN THREE NOTES OF THAT SONG.

  • >> AFTER YOU SPENT MONEY GETTING ME ON THE SHOW, YOU HAVE NOTHING

  • LEFT.

  • HONESTLY, TENS DOLLARS TO GET ME ON THIS.

  • OH, SUGAR ALLEY!

  • EAVE GOT A STRONG ONE.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT DID YOU SAY, SUGAR ALLEY?

  • >> SUGAR ALLEY.

  • >> Stephen: SUGAR ALLEY?

  • AGAIN, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PORN MOVIE.

  • SUGAR ALLEY.

  • WHAT'S SUGAR ALLEY THINKING?

  • >> SUGAR ALLEY IS THINKING, "HOW COME ONLY HUMANS TURN INTO

  • GHOSTS?

  • I'D LOVE TO SEE A GHOST GIRAFFE."

  • >> Stephen: THAT SOUNDS SPOOKY.

  • THAT'S SPOOKY.

  • I'M GOING TO SWITCH MY FINGERING.

  • I HAVE A FRESH ONE.

  • >> YOU SHOULD WRAP UP NEXT TIME YOU SWITCH FINGERS.

  • EVERY TIME YOU SWITCH FINGERS, WE SHOULD BE SAFE.

  • >> Stephen: DOUBLE BAG IT?

  • OKAY.

  • THIS ONE'S THINKING, "I'M GOING TO NAME MY NEW BABY STAR WARS.

  • THAT WAY WHEN I ASK PEOPLE, "HEY, YOU WANT TO SEE THE NEW

  • STAR WARS" THEY HAVE TO LOOK AT MY BABY.

  • >> WAIT, WAIT.

  • >> Stephen: WAIT, WAIT.

  • >> I'M GETTING A SIGNAL.

  • SHE'S-- OH, HERE WE GO.

  • WHAT IS SHE?

  • COME ON NOW, COME ON NOW.

  • COME TO ME.

  • THERE YOU ARE.

  • OH, THAT'S NAUGHTY.

  • NO, SHE'S THINKING-- NO, WE'LL DO THAT LATER.

  • SHE'S THINKING-- SHE WAS THINKING, BEFORE THAT, BEFORE

  • THAT, SHE WAS THINKING IT'S WEIRD HOW OKAY AMERICANS ARE

  • BUYING HAMBURGERS FROM A CLONE.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: I LIKE HOW YOU SAY

  • CLOWN.

  • >> Stephen: OH, OH, OH, HOLD ON!

  • THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL SIGNAL I HAVE GOTTEN.

  • NO ONE KNOWS I HAVE TATTER TOTS HIDDEN IN MY BEARD.

  • WOW, THAT WAS-- >> THAT WAS.

  • THANK YOU, EVERYBODY, THAT WAS TRULY --

  • >> THANK YOU.

  • I HOPE NO ONE FEELS VIOLATED.

  • >> I DON'T THINK ANYBODY FEELS VIOLATED.

  • EVERYBODY GOT SEEN TO.

  • >> Stephen: WAIRKT WAIT, I'M GETTING ONE MORE.

  • WAIT.

  • I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE "X-MEN: APOCALYPSE" IN THEATERS

  • EVERYWHERE MAY 27.

  • >> AND I'M GETTING ONE, IT'S YOU, IT'S YOU, IT'S YOU.

  • YOU'RE THINKING JAMES McAVOY, EVERYBODY.

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH NICK SWARDSON.

JAMES IS HERE BECAUSE OF "X-MEN: APOCALYPSE" WHICH IS COMING OUT

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