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  • Hey, guys. Hey, Penny.

  • I really appreciate you helping me with this.

  • I don't know what to do.

  • Oh, sure. Let me see it. See what?

  • I hadn't spoken to Emily since I broke up with her,

  • and she left this on my doorstep with a note.

  • Raj, I got you this before we split up, but I couldn't return it

  • and thought you'd like to have it.''

  • ''Happy belated Valentine's Day, Emily"

  • That's nice.

  • Nice, or is she trying to manipulate him?

  • I know. I mean, do I open it? Do I return it?

  • Why wouldn't you open it?

  • Well, she was pretty mad.

  • For all I know it's a voodoo doll of me

  • with a fork stuck in my junk.

  • You don't think she'd actually send you something gross

  • or dangerous, do you?

  • I know one way to find out-- sniff this.

  • She's pregnant, she's not a bloodhound.

  • Although I am getting a little machine oil.

  • I think it's metal.

  • Come on, just open it.

  • You know, on Game of Thrones,

  • Balon Greyjoy received his son's genitals in a box.

  • Well, never hurts to have a spare.

  • What is that?

  • Wow. It's an antique sextant.

  • Sailors used these to find their position by the stars.

  • What a nice gift for an astrophysicist.

  • I know, she's so thoughtful.

  • See, she's trying to get you back.

  • Now, that is exactly what I would've gotten you

  • if I had any idea what it is or what you do.

  • You know, I have too much self-esteem to let this girl

  • guilt me into getting back together with her.

  • You don't need to be pregnant to smell that load of crap.

  • I wonder how much she spent on this.

  • Ooh, let's find out.

  • It doesn't matter.

  • It's the thought that counts.

  • Yeah, yeah, and beauty's on the inside,

  • size doesn't matter - how much she spend?

  • Seriously, guys, I don't want to know.

  • Oh, my.

  • Oh, come on, you can't sayOh, my,” and then not tell me!

  • These things go for $500 and up.

  • Damn.

  • All I got for Valentine's Day was a postcard

  • saying my Vermont Teddy Bear was back-ordered.

  • Okay, so, she drops off a $500 gift

  • and she's not trying to get back together with you?

  • Maybe you're right.

  • Or she's telling the truth and just being nice.

  • Maybe you're right.

  • Wow, I am easy to manipulate.

  • Oh, guys, it's Emily.

  • What should I do?

  • Okay, answer it. Just be strong.

  • And if she starts to cry, don't make any promises.

  • And most importantly, put it on speaker so we can hear.

  • Hello?

  • Hey, it's Emily.

  • Is this a good time?

  • Yeah, yeah. Sure. What's up?

  • Was it okay I left that gift?

  • I'm really hoping we can be friends.

  • Maybe, maybe.

  • Um, you think you'd want to grab a cup of coffee?

  • Hello?

  • I'm sorry, I seem to be taking an annoying amount of time

  • deciding how I feel about this!

  • I just... I miss hanging out with you.

  • It's not like I lost a friend, it's like I lost my best friend.

  • Is there any chance

  • you'd want to come over?

  • I'm sorry, I don't think that's a good idea.

  • Okay. I'm just...

  • I'm having a really hard time,

  • but that's not your problem, that's mine.

  • I-I won't bother you again,

  • but please know that you'll always have a place in my heart.

  • Bye, Raj.

  • You're a good guy.

  • Goodbye, Emily.

  • That was rough, you guys.

  • I know, but you did it. I'm so proud of you.

  • Well, anyway, I'll leave you to your girls' night.

  • Are you sure you don't want to stay here with us?

  • No, I kind of feel like being alone right now.

  • Well, if you change your mind, we'll be here.

  • Thank you.

  • Say hi to Emily for us.

  • Will do.

Hey, guys. Hey, Penny.

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