Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles ♪ (dramatic chord) ♪ ♪ (dramatic chord) ♪ ♪ (dramatic chord) ♪ - (Finebros) In this episode, we are going to be putting you through a "don't smile or laugh" challenge. - Why me? - Ooh, okay! - Oh, I was dreaming of doing one of these! - I'm gonna fail. (laughs) - I'm already laughing now at the concept of it. - (Finebros) How do you think you're gonna do? - Terrible. - I think I'm gonna lose horrifically. - Serious business. - I don't want to-- Wait, can I get my smiles out first? - I've been doing a lot of yoga, so I think I'm gonna be fine. - No, you have not. - Sad thoughts. Sad thoughts. FNAF. FNAF, FNAF. - Dead puppies, dead puppies. (Finebros snicker) Don't laugh; that's not funny. ♪ (dramatic chord) ♪ ♪ (dramatic chord) ♪ ♪ (dramatic chord) ♪ - (solemn voice) Because I know somewhere deep down in my heart... - (chortling) I can't do this. I can't. I've seen this video! (buzzer) - (man) Because I know... - I've seen this one before. - Not this one. - (man) ...deep down in my heart... - I mean, this is just sad. - (man) I still love you. (in video: loud, bleating cry) - (snickers) (buzzer) (in video: bleating cry) - That was unexpected. (in video: croaking sobs) (buzzer) (in video: bleating cry) - I can't help it. I can't help it. (laughing) (buzzer) (in video: bleating cry) - Biting my tongue. - (sputters, laughs) I forgot the noise. Oh, that beautiful sound. (buzzer) (in video: bleating cry) - (takes deep breath) - (man) It's okay. (croaking sobs) - (sighs deeply) I survived. - (stylist) Now watch when I flipped her hair back. Did you see the difference of this hair? - Oh, I know this one. Oh, you show-- ha, you're screwed. - (caller) It's beautiful. - (stylist) Now let me-- look at the back. I am telling you, this hairspray is amazing. Now, do you love my plump and thick? - (caller) I absolu-- I keep, like, eight cans at a time together. - (stylist) Oh, girl, let me give you a kiss! That is good! Mwah! That one's got it-- whoa! - I lost. I lost. (laughing) I wasn't expecting it! (buzzer) - (stylist) That is good! Mwah! That one's got it-- whoa! - (cracks up) - (stylist) I fell on my booty! Good! Mwah! (buzzer) Mwah! That one's got it-- whoa! (laughter) I fell on my booty! - I feel like it's not fair when I'm in a group of two, because he's, like, ramping me up and getting me. He's like, "Oh, you're gonna laugh!" (buzzer) - (stylist) Good! Mwah! That one's got it-- whoa! Good! Mwah! That one's got it-- whoa! - Cease the repetition, damn it! It's the repetition! (buzzer) - (stylist) Good! Mwah! That one's got it-- whoa! - Whoa. - (stylist) ...got it-- whoa! - Guys, this isn't safe. - (stylist) Mwah! That one's got it-- whoa! - I thought the hairspray itself was funnier than the actual fall. ♪ (suspenseful music) ♪ - Don't laugh. - (distorted) ♪ Young man, there's no need to feel down ♪ ♪ I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground ♪ ♪ I said, young man ♪ - Why's his head going down to his crotch? - ♪ Need to be unhappy ♪ - What computer game is this? - That is the strangest twerk I have ever seen. I agree the Scout, actually. He looks terrified. - ♪ Many ways to have a good time ♪ - Was that Shrek in the background there at the end of that one? - (girl) I smell like beef. I smell like beef. I smell like beef. I smell like beef. (adult chuckles) I smell like beeeef! (slow-mo) I smell like beeeeef! - God damn it! (laughing uncontrollably) It was the slow-motion that killed me! (buzzer) - (slow-mo) I smell like beeeeef! - Kids are great. - (Finebros) You did it. - I won? I wonder whether that reflects that I've got a bad-- like, I've got not much of a sense of humor. - What do I receive again? - (Finebros) Satisfaction. - Okay. How do you send that? ♪ (dramatic chord) ♪ - (Finebros) So you lost the challenge. - Yeah. - I lost immediately. - Shut up. (laughs) - I'm so mad. I'm mad at myself! - Second year in a row. - We suck. - We have failed. - I would have made it if I had gotten through that just last couple moments of "beeeef." - Laughing is just too fun to let that ruin the feeling. - Yeah, I kinda just was like, "I want to laugh." - (Finebros) What was your strategy for winning? - I imagine to make a French kiss with my dad and mom. And that is not a fun time. - It's just not letting your guard down. It's tough. It was tough. - (Finebros) How difficult was this challenge? - Was impossible. - I failed the second one, so kinda hard. - It was very difficult. The guy that fell on his "booty" was, uh-- it got me. - That was so hard. That first one, that noise-- I knew the noise was coming 'cause I've seen it before. But I just couldn't-- I couldn't hold it in. - The beef one. Just repeating "I smell like beef" over and over again, like, blew my mind. - (Finebros) What would you like to say to those who lost? - You need to up your game. It's all about mental control. - Dear losers, I'm so sorry about you and that you must look inside your mirror every morning and laugh and be happy. - (Finebros) So look in the camera. What do you want to say to the YouTubers that also lost? - I hope you didn't make it any further than I did. - We get you. - We're only humans. - Congratulations for having a soul as well. - We need to stand up together and one day get through one of these where we don't laugh. - We laughed. We had fun. We had a sense of humor. Instead let's take a moment to mourn those people who did "win." - (Finebros) And what do you want to say to your fellow winners? - Congratulations. We won together. - Dear winners, hey, let us hang out soon at a restaurant, not make the eye contact, and be very serious. - (Finebros) What would you say to the people who did win? - Tip of the cap to you. - You're a better human being. Congratulations. - You really lose. In life, you really lose. - You're dead inside. - Yeah, you are soulless. - I hate you. I hope you've lost now. - Congratulations. - Do you think you're cool? It's like the people that may upload a video of them passing the Cinnamon Challenge. It's like, great. That wasn't entertaining. - I hate you. Because you are the gods that I am to be in this, and I failed miserably. I'm gonna get you next time. I'm gonna beat your ass down. - Thanks for watching us try not to smile or laugh, which I failed at, on YouTubers React. - If you're the type who likes to smile and laugh, make sure you subscribe to all the channels down below. Chances are you'll find something you like. - Bye! - See you later! - Bye from Dan and Phil.