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  • - So just put a little apple cider vinegar in your tea,

  • and that should do the trick.

  • Apple cider vinegar cures EVERYTHING.

  • - (woman on phone) Thanks, I'll definitely try that.

  • I've been sick all week. - No problem.

  • - (woman) How have you been? How are things with Brett?

  • Did you break up with him yet? - Um...

  • - No, we didn't break up.

  • We actually ended up moving in together.

  • - (man on phone) Dude, you've been talking about

  • breaking up with her for months.

  • - I know, but I couldn't do that to Brett.

  • - You're right, you're right.

  • Man, I just couldn't break her heart like that.

  • Mm-hmm. Well, you see, the thing about Mona

  • is that she's just so nice. - Brett's just way too nice.

  • - Nice to hear from you, huh, Steven. - It's so nice

  • talking to you. - It was great.

  • Okay, goodbye. - I really hope the apple cider vinegar...

  • - Bye now. - ...works. Okay, see ya.

  • ♪ (plucky background music) ♪

  • Let me into your atmosphere

  • ♪ I'm going to orbit your interior

  • You adapt with no gravity

  • ♪ A space station in plain sight

  • Oh my god. Am I bothering you?

  • - No, no, no, the inventory can wait. I've got something for ya.

  • - (excitedly) What? What?

  • - Huh? - (gasps softly)

  • - Celebrate our move-in together?

  • - Oh my gosh, that's so sweet. It's so fancy.

  • - It is a rare vintage from--

  • (cork pops) Oh. Heh.

  • Oh, I totally forgot. You can't have carbonation

  • because it corrodes your esophagus for singing.

  • - Oh, but this was so thoughtful. I should have some.

  • - No, no, that's crazy.

  • You know what? I'm just gonna pour it out.

  • - What? No!

  • No-no-no-no-no-no, I can't let you do that.

  • - What? No, no, no.

  • If you're gonna do something bad for your health,

  • I'll do it too then for solidarity, huh?

  • Mm! Gluten.

  • ♪ (chipper music) ♪

  • ♪ (dramatic chord) ♪ - (shrieks)

  • (gasping) Hey, babe?

  • - (Brett) One sec.

  • Sorry, I just had to preserve that specimen before it went bad.

  • That is going to be a problem because you're vegan, isn't it?

  • - No, it's fine.

  • - Okay, are you sure? Because I can totally quit my profession

  • and do something completely different with my life.

  • - No, no, keep your profession. Uh, listen...

  • Now that we've been living together for a little bit...

  • - I think that this relationship should...

  • - Should...

  • should keep on compromising.

  • - Yeah. Yeah, okay.

  • - I'm just gonna go... take a shower.

  • ♪ (chipper music) ♪

  • - (sighs)

  • Oh no. The shower.

  • - (Mona screams)

  • (gasps)

  • - Sorry.

  • I'm so sorry.

  • I'm going to start applying to law schools tomorrow.

  • - (raspy voice) Don't you dare. (clears throat)

  • Sorry, I just lost my voice from all the screaming.

  • - Look, by the way,

  • do you happen to know where my formaldehyde is?

  • Because all I can find is this throat remedy

  • that is in a very similar-looking bottle.

  • ♪ (plucky music) ♪

  • I am so sorry.

  • - No, don't be. I actually think

  • getting my stomach pumped brought us closer together.

  • - Yeah, I mean--

  • I mean, I definitely know the color of your bile now.

  • - Can we talk? - Yeah, let's, uh-- let's talk.

  • - I've been thinking.

  • - Me too.

  • - And I think that maybe if we maybe think about possibly...

  • - Maybe we should...

  • - Yeah, just... (clicks tongue)

  • - Yeah, I mean, nothing permanent though.

  • - No, right. That'd be crazy.

  • Just a couple of months or...

  • - Or weeks.

  • - Or just a night off, really.

  • - And it doesn't really even have to be tonight.

  • - It could be any night. Any night at all.

  • - (man) Okay, that's enough.

  • We can't keep filming forever. Just end it already.

  • - (both, forcibly) Sorry.

  • - No sorrys. I'm calling it; you're broken up.

  • ♪ (dramatic chord) ♪

  • - Wow, that sound effect and music is kinda harsh.

  • Can we try something a little less mean?

  • - Yeah, and maybe like a question mark at the end

  • so it's like, "End of relationship?"

  • So it's not so forever and final.

  • (disgruntled typing)

  • ♪ (harp arpeggio) ♪

  • - (satisfied scoff) Much better. - So much better.

  • (facepalm)

  • ♪ (classical music) ♪

- So just put a little apple cider vinegar in your tea,

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NICEST BREAKUP EVER (Last Moments of Relationships)

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