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Can we just kinda kiss now?
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[Thoughts you have before a first kiss]
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- Oh, watch that. - Yeah, yeah.
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That's kind of awkward just having that right there.
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Yeah, they wanna sure you never leave the restaurant.
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- Oh, right. Exactly. - They just wanna keep you there forever. - Forever.
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- In a rainforest of wine and spaghetti. - Yeah.
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(Together) Uh...
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I uh...
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Damn, she's so gorgeous.
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Don't look at her breasts. Look up.
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I had a good time.
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This date went so well. Are we gonna kiss? His lips look so soft.
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Yeah, me too. I mean this is a great place.
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I think you got a boogie. You might wanna try to scratch that.
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There you go. That was real cool actually, low key.
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Maybe I should kiss him, right? That seems modern.
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No, no, I can feel it. I can feel he's gonna go for it.
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Man, I'm nervous as hell right now. Trying to figure out the best way to go about this.
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Okay, I hope he doesn't ask me if he can kiss me. Just go for it, dude. I'm giving you all the signals.
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Maybe I could just ask to kiss her. No, no, don't ask, that's stupid. Or if I just walk in, like, right now.
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We're about to kiss. This is incredible.
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Son of a bitch.
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Wait, he was about to go for it. What happened?
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Did he just dabs me? Are we bros?
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How the hell could you fuck this up?
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Ah... My life is a joke. Oh, he smells good. Okay, good bye, cute boy, good bye forever.
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Why are you touching her face? You know you didn't wash your hands!
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- Cool. - Yep.
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(That was a nightmare!)
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(I choked like a bitch.)
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Hey.
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- I... - You again!
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Yeah, in the dark parking lot. I promise I'm not stalking you. I promise.
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Is that...this your car?
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This is the Red Thunder.
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Have a seat, madame.
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Oh, thank you.
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Yes, yes, dear.
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You're still just as smooth as you were 45 seconds ago.
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Touché, I did mess that up earlier. I won't lie about it. I get nervous.
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- That's cute. - You know?
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- That's cute. - I mean, it's not good though.
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- I mean I just kind of... - It's cute.
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- I just really think you're fantastic. - Oh, come on. - Yeah.
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So, I'm just gonna be honest. Can we just kinda kiss now?