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  • AS I SIDE AT THE TOP OF THE SHOW

  • TTOOK ME ALMOST 30 SECONDS TO SAY THE NAME DONALD TRUMP.

  • DO YOU CARE ABOUT HIM AT ALL?

  • >> I COULDN'T GIVE LESS OF A ( BLEEP ).

  • IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.

  • I COULDN'T-- BECAUSE IT'S THE 2016 ELECTION.

  • >> Stephen: YEAH, YEAH.

  • >> AND IT'S 2015 RIGHT NOW.

  • >> Stephen: RIGHT, RIGHT.

  • >> SO I DON'T CARE UNTIL WE'RE IN THE SAME YEAR AS THE THING

  • I'M SUPPOSED TO CARE ABOUT.

  • >> Stephen: ARE YOU A CITIZEN?

  • CAN YOU VOTE?

  • >> NO, I CAN'T.

  • TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION.

  • YOU GOT ALL PISSY ABOUT IT WHEN WE DID IT.

  • WHERE'S MY VOTE.

  • I'LL THROW YOUR COFFEE INTO THE RIVER.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ).

  • >> Stephen: NO TEA?

  • THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT WE DID.

  • >> THAT'S THE BEAUTY.

  • BECAUSE WE'RE ON HALF AN HOUR A WEEK WE DON'T HAVE TO CARE ABOUT

  • THE ELECTION.

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S NICE.

  • THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO SAY ALL THE PERSONALITIES IN THE ELECTION

  • ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE ISSUES.

  • YOU TALK ABOUT IMPORTANT THINGS.

  • WHAT DO YOU THINK PEOPLE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT INSTEAD IN DID

  • THE DEBATES.

  • >> ANYTHING THAT IS NOT ELECTION RELATED.

  • >> Stephen: REALLY?

  • >> THERE ARE PLENTY OF PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD THAT THEY MIGHT

  • WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAN THEMSELVES DISPLZ THOSE ARE SAD,

  • THOUGH, JOHN, VERY SAD.

  • MEANWHILE, HIS HAIR.

  • >> IT'S GOOD.

  • >> Stephen: IT'S VERY GOOD.

  • YOU KNOW IT'S MADE OF COTTON CANDY.

  • >> IT SURE IS.

  • >> Stephen: DO YOU MISJON STEWART AS MUCH AS I DO.

  • >> YES, I MISS HIM HUGELY.

  • I LOVE THAT MAN.

  • >> Stephen: DID YOU SEE TREVOR, THOUGH?

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: I THOUGHT TREVOR CRUSHED.

  • HE DID A 48 JOB.

  • >> HE DID GREAT.

  • BUT HE'S TAKING ON THE IMPOSSIBLE.

  • YOU CAN'T REPLACE THE IRREPLACEABLE.

  • >> Stephen: I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE.

AS I SIDE AT THE TOP OF THE SHOW

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