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  • Why do you think every Asian person is Chinese?

  • That's like me saying to like a white person,

  • "hey, you're English." "I am English."

  • F*ck.

  • 26 Questions Asians Have For White People

  • Media

  • Why do you think a film or TV show is diverse just because there are one or two black people in it?

  • We're here, too.

  • Why are the awkward nerd characters the only roles available for Asians in film?

  • We do a lot of other stuff, too.

  • Why are all of you talking about our penises?

  • Why do you think Asians can't be the stars of movies?

  • There aren't gonna to be Asian celebrities out there to cast if we haven't been given a chance yet.

  • Why do you think that watching Korean dramas and K-Pop makes you an expert on Korean culture?

  • Like, does me watching Girls make me an expert in white culture?

  • It does.

  • Why do you cast white people to play roles that are meant for Asian people?

  • I'm not gonna forget Emma Stone.

  • Culture/Language

  • Why do you think saying "namaste" is an appropriate way to greet me?

  • Why do you think saying "ni hao" is a good thing to say to us?

  • If you're not actually gonna to converse with me in Chinese,

  • I don't need to hear it.

  • Why do you think I eat dogs? I have two dogs!

  • Why do you think that Hindi and Hindu are the same thing?

  • Why are you so surprised that I can speak English well?

  • I was born in America.

  • Geography

  • Why do you always ask me, "You know, where are you really from?"

  • because obviously I'm from my mom's vagina.

  • Why do you guys think it's okay to call me an immigrant or a foreigner?

  • I was born in America.

  • Why do you think Indians aren't Asians?

  • India is literally in Asia.

  • Why do you say it's basically the same thing

  • when I tell you I'm from Sri Lanka and not India?

  • They're different countries.

  • Talking about race

  • Why does a person of color automatically mean "black" to you?

  • I'm a person of color, too.

  • Why do you think all brown people are Indian?

  • Why do you think you deserve a high five for pronouncing my name correctly?

  • Why do you think including diversity in the workplace reduces the quality of work?

  • I thought you thought we were all nerds.

  • Why do you think it's okay to call me "exotic"?

  • I mean technically we're the largest part of the world population,

  • so shouldn't white people be exotic?

  • Why do you think I can't see properly?

  • Do you really think my eyes are that small?

  • Why is it weird when all Asian people hang out,

  • but it's fine when all white people hang out?

  • So tell me, what does a sunburn feel like?

  • Why do you keep trying to justify "yellow fever"?

  • I don't know why they use fever for all of these things,

  • it's not a disease.

  • It's just f*cking.

  • Why are we being stereotyped as cheap or stingy?

  • Maybe I'm just cost efficient.

  • Why do you think all Asian people are smart?

  • I mean, when I was in high school, there was a Korean valedict...

  • No, actually there was an Indian valedictorian--

  • No, dammit.

  • I guess you guys are right!

  • Asians are smart!

  • Have you tried that new white people restaurant?

  • There's like, a mayonnaise dish that is so mayonnaisy.

Why do you think every Asian person is Chinese?

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