Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles JackSepticEye: You really are not easing me into this whole "Garry'sMod" Mark: You wanna play with me? Mark: Why aren´t you looking at me? JackSepticEye: He´s stuck in the door. He just keeps spinning around. Mark: Get in there. Hahaha Oh thats perfect! -What are you doing? Everyones going in the party wall. Jack: Everyones going to timeout. Mark: Yeah thats timeout for all the bad behaving monsters. Jack: You´ve been a bad "Tripod". Now go think about what you've done. Mark: hihi.. stay over there Hello everyone my name is Markiplier and I´m here joined by JackSepticEye And we´re gonna play some Gmod Jack: Hello Jack: I´m trying to mess with this guy He´s not moving Mark: Well, he´s dead. Did you kill him? There´s a lot of blood here. -No -Did you murder this man? - No Jack: This is not my fault. Mark: I would like to know right now. Hep! Oh, you doged. Jack: whoa Mark: Too bad you can´t die Get outta here Jack: Come on. Hit me , so try to hit me and hit me Jack: This is not how this is supposed to go! Mark: No? How was this supposed to go? Jack: We´re supposed to work together! Mark: No, that´s not the point in Gmods.. Mark: Okay , alright, fine You wanna work together? Wait, hang on ! Let´s build something! Mark: Hey you wanna play with me? (3x) Jack: Oh sweet Jesus! Stop it! Jack: I don´t like it! Mark: Hey you pretty lady (Mark) mumbling and weird noises Jack: Why is there a dead ant lying over here?! ok.. ok.. it´s time for like .. walking ...... of robots Mark: Wah! you killed him .. you killed him! Mark: ech ech... (imitating zombie noises) Jack: Oh sweet lord! Mark: My fort is fort "blamass" You are not allowed no one´s allowed in No one named Jack is allowed! Jack: Nothing´s spawnig for me! I don´t like it... You´ve got one box, that´s your fort? what a pithily little fort ! -Oh Jack: I´m building err... ammo crates! Mark: Oh how pathetic your fort is compared to my glorious fort "blamass" Jack: Leave me alone! This is how the irish built! Mark: laughs What is some famous irish buildings? I´m stuck .... Jack: a.. a.. America! We built America! Mark:laughs You built America with your bare hands... Jack: We did! ... while we sipped british tea Jack: What! Wait what the ... Mark: What are you doing over there ? Jack: Did you do that !? Mark: No, I didn´t do anything I´m still building fort blamass. Mark: Hey shut up! It´s not a but even if it was that would be okay ... so shut up ! Mark: I think I started lagging the server so eh... ... I think my fort is done Jack: ehm.. You broke it ! Mark: No I didn´t ! yeah I might have broke it ... Jack: okey my fort´s done! Try and hit me ! Mark: ok ok I´ll shoot one at you ... I only got a grenade so.. I´ll shoot that at you Jack: oh.. Oh.. Ohh!!! Mark: oh direct hit! Oh your box is burning ! Oh your fort is so pithily and pathetic! Jack: I should not have made this out of wood! Mark: Come on! Bring it on! wait, that´s a bad idea... this eh .... NOOO!! Jack: Yeah..!! Mark: haha.. my fort Jack: Bye fort ! Mark: boop boop... Jack: What are you doing? Are you trying to kill me ? mark laughs Jack: What happened...It didn´t work! Markt: the thrusters are... What?!? Oh okey I thought you flew in here... Hang on! I accidentally buried it in the ground... Hang on ! Jack: Ok.. 10.. 10.. 10... Mark: Go baby Go! Jack: I didn´t finish my countdown !! Hahaha.... Jack: Jesus.... Mark: get outta here!! Jack: That was a good first effort Mark: Yeah.. but we can do better .. because this is irish ehh.. no ... speaking with really bad accent Jack: Yeah that´s not even close... Mark: Why? I was doing scottish, I wasn´t doing irish.. Jack: for shame Mark! Mark: ochey I never had a scottish accent like this before. I bet! Jack: I got a real bit of a scottsman Mark: oh ok .. so you can actually do it because you are near by them ... so eh.. how about ehm... Jack: Yeah they are just over there... I can wave at them ! Hi!~ Mark: Can you really !? Mark: So I´m gonna go with my same design and you´re gonna go back in there Jack: Ok Mark: ok you ready? cause this is gonna be fun Mark: alright ... 10.. 9.. GO! Jack: for freedom ! Mark laughs Jack: Oh I can´t swim ... Mark: Where did y...Oh My God! Are you still in there? Jack: It doesn´t matter ! Mark: Whoa Jack: What?.. shit! Mark: Are you ok? Jack: I don´t know ! I can´t see anything! lot´s of laughter epic music Mark: Noo.. I don´t wanna go! Arghh.. ok.. alright.. ok.. I went ... Arrghh I just keep hitting walls and the ground, you went off like a rocket! Jack: just sit tight, you´re gonna be fine ! Mark: hang on.. I think it needs more rockets I think it needs more rockets.. Jack: I know what I´m doing I´m a whale biologist! Mark: more thrusting... Jack: it looks like lampshades! Mark: No ! They´re thrusters! Jack: That is not right! have you played "Kerbal Space Program"?!? Mark: Yeah! and this is how I built them ! My ship was called "The Crashy McSplodey" So I don´t think you want my a... Where did I go?!? alright I´m in it I´m in it to win it! Jack: Are you ready? Mark: I don´t know how I got the third person but I am in here Jack: Ok, just go! Mark: I think you missed Ahhh... Where am I going? I hit...You did this again ! So how about... no no Noo! hahaha Oh God... Jack: You´re doing Doughnuts Mark: Thank you I know Mark: beautiful seat Jack: It´s getting there Mark: it´s as beautiful as the person who built it and you are beautiful Jack: You don´t know me ! Mark: haha Ok ok whatever Jack: this is how Jack builds! Mark: alright here get in my rocket, this is a much better model than the previous one ,so .. Jack: You are missing a wheel ! Mark: Ah that wheel wasn´t structurally necessary anyway .. so just get in there Jack: Ok launch me ! Mark: 3.. 2.... potato! haha Jack: It didn´t work! Mark: Oh god if you could look behind you just stay there for a second.. Jack: just leave me up here .. yeah great! you should angle me Mark: alright.. hang on .. hang on.. hang on hang on Jack: you can do this Mark: eh.. no .. hang on There you go ! Jack: Oh god oh God! I´m getting dizzy!! Mark: ok that will be good enough.. Yeahhhh ....! Jack: Oh Je..hahaha Mark: Oh my God! what is happening to me ?! Jack: your guy´s hands are in the air as like he´s really enjoing it .. Mark: cause I´m gonna be here staring longingly into your eyes.... Hahaha Jack: Oh my god, what did you do! Mark: Oh God! What happened?! Jack: Where am I? Mark: Are you ready to go ? Jack: I don´t trust anything that you are doing right now.. Mark: Hey ! why wouldn´t you trust me ? Jack: look at your face!