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  • Well, you've become an indoor cat.

  • You've been getting your milk brought to you

  • in a silver bowl, and guess what?

  • Now, you've been tossed back outside

  • and the alley has changed. For example, your MTV generation,

  • your technology, your text message, your TiVo. You name it.

  • People want their information faster.

  • People e-mail each other because they want to exchange information, Gar.

  • They don't want to connect, they want results.

  • Okay. You gotta get to the message quicker.

  • Now, I want you to watch. It's real simple. Okay?

  • How you doing, ladies?

  • Now, here's what I'd like to do to you.

  • First, I'd like to get you naked.

  • And then I'm gonna take some Saran Wrap

  • and I'm gonna wrap you up in it, head to toe.

  • Then I'm gonna cut out two holes.

  • One for your mouth, so you can breathe, obviously.

  • And the other one... Asshole.

  • It could be a gorgeous evening for us, babe.

  • The pink is gorgeous. Jesus, God.

  • Come here. Lupus, listen to me. I want you to listen to me.

  • There are our drinks. You want your drink?

  • No, I'm fine. Thank you. The L.G. Thanks you.

  • Will you listen to me, please? You're my brother and I love you very much,

  • and maybe you do get laid tonight, but maybe you get arrested.

  • Arrested for what, babe? Being awesome?

  • Come on, babe, listen. You want to tell your jokes, tell your jokes.

  • But sooner or later you're gonna get hungry and you're gonna wanna eat.

  • And jokes might make you feel better, but they don't get you fed.

  • I'm gonna go take a lap.

Well, you've become an indoor cat.

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