but a couple of people told me that I played on Thursday or Friday

that I didn't play on Wednesday Wednesday

that they thought was the song they could tolerate the most

Or in their words, the song that activated their gag reflexes the least

So I don't want to overstay my welcome, but if you wanted I could --

Well too bad, because I'm doing it anyways!

I only prepared for the booing response, I didn't actually think people would say yes.

Thank you for that.

So too bad, I'm doing it anyways.

If you've heard this song before, you probably don't need to know this

but if you haven't, you may not know that I'm actually a very popular person.

I get tonnes of emails everday. In fact, on one day I got three emails.

I know, that's crazy right? Who gets three emails? That's crazy.

So to commemorate this event, I actually wrote this song. Here goes.

Oh, and I just remembered something. There may be a little bit of audience

There may be a little bit of audience interaction at the end

so just keep your eyes open, get ready to sing a little bit, just one or two lines.

I'll shut up and play the song now.

Deposed from his country, in destitution

Hes got nobody to turn to

But then he found me, found me through e-mail

Prince of Nigeria, Ill help you

I think Im in love, Sallys so gorgeous

She wrote me a note, she says she likes me

Shes got a profile, in order to read it

Must signup for date.com, its free

Online prescriptions made easy

They tell me I am bad in the sack

How am I supposed to please Sally?

Better buy pills with yohimbine extract

To super-size my Big Mac

Now everyone together, werewolf solo

[werewolf solo]

One more time, a little bit louder

[werewolf solo]