- AND THIS IS YOURS.

WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME, AND IT'S CALLED "NEVER HAVE I,"

AND HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.

I'M GONNA ASK A SERIES OF QUESTIONS

LIKE "NEVER HAVE I LIED TO MY BOSS,"

AND YOU HAVE TO JUST HOLD THAT UP, "I HAVE; NEVER HAVE I."

ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

NEVER, UH, EVER HAVE I

STOLEN SOMETHING FROM MY DRESSING ROOM.

MINE. - YOUR DRESSING ROOM?

- HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN ANYTHING FROM MY--

- FROM YOUR DRESSING ROOM. - YES.

GOOD. NEVER HAVE. GOOD.

[laughter]

NEVER EVER HAVE I HAD A ONE-NIGHT STAND.

[laughter]

audience: Aww!

[applause]

- NEVER EVER HAVE I USED SOMEONE ELSE'S TOOTHBRUSH.

[laughter]

NEVER EVER HAVE I SAID A BABY WAS CUTE

WHEN IT WAS OBVIOUSLY UGLY.

[laughter]

[cheers and applause] NO?

NEVER EVER HAVE I BEEN TO A NUDE BEACH.

[laughter]

- AM I A PRUDE?

- YEAH, I THINK SO. - [laughs]

- NEVER EVER HAVE I SEEN A GHOST.

- OKAY, WHAT IF YOU'VE SENSED A PRESENCE?

- SAME THING.

- YEAH, THAT'S WHY I DID IT HALFWAY.

- ALL RIGHT. - OKAY.

[laughter]

- 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW, DO YOU?

YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE POINT. - GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST.

- YOU DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN--

[laughter]

- UNLESS YOU'VE SEEN ONE.

AND HE'S SEEN--I'VE SEEN--

- YOU HAVE SEEN? - YOU HAVE? YOU DEFINITELY HAVE?

- AND I'VE SEEN ONE, YES. - YOU HAVE SEEN ONE.

- I HAVE. - REALLY SEEN ONE?

- REALLY SEEN ONE.

NEVER EVER HAVE I SEXTED.

- I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THIS AFTER--

- SEXTED? - SEXTED.

WELL, IF YOU HAVE TO ASK, THEN YOU--

- NO, I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

[laughter]

[cheers and applause]

THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH.

"THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2" OPENS IN THEATERS MAY 2ND.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

FANTASTIC.

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