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  • - You know, I try to provide my guests

  • with a comfortable environment

  • when they're on the show,

  • except for when I'm scaring them half to death,

  • and here are some of my favorite reactions so far.

  • Start talking as Sofia, ready? - Okay, go.

  • (thick Latina accent) - Yes, watch "Modern Family" on Wednesdays--

  • - [yells] - Oh, my God!

  • [audience laughter] - Mother--

  • Then you carry-- you have to carry--

  • - [yells] - Oh, you mother!

  • [laughter and applause]

  • [cheers and applause]

  • - What's happening? - These are my two best friends,

  • here to have my back today, Ellen.

  • [audience laughter]

  • Go backstage, create a perimeter.

  • - Yeah. - We need a code word.

  • We need a code word! If you see anything,

  • say "Eric, somebody's about to scare you."

  • - That's a good code.

  • - I was in U--Utah. - Uh huh.

  • - Doing one at a college, and these two girls

  • got up in the middle of my Q&A,

  • and left, and I have a microphone--

  • -[yells] - Oh, you--

  • [laughter and applause]

  • [Kelly Clarkson's "Stronger"] - What doesn't kill you

  • Makes you stronger

  • Stand a little taller

  • Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone

  • - I'm never coming back.

  • - "Pink, you're awful quiet. You know, what do you think?"

  • I'm like, "It tastes great.

  • It's really good, I like this." And then--

  • - [yells] - [screams]

  • [music continues] [cheers and applause]

  • [bleep]

  • - You know how much I love you. I have a gift for you.

  • - Oh, my God. - It's just a little surprise.

  • - [yells] - [screams]

  • [audience laughter]

  • [screams]

  • Oh, my God!

  • [whimpers]

  • - What is it about the dark movies that you do?

  • - I like those characters 'cause they're kind of fun to play,

  • but I also think there's an opportunity for, you know,

  • I think-- - [yells]

  • - Oh, my God, What the [bleep]?

  • [laughter and applause]

  • [music continues] [laughter and applause]

  • Where's that guy? Bring him back.

  • - There was a huge raccoon, eating in our kitchen.

  • - They're cute. - So what I did,

  • I grabbed a broom. - Right.

  • I uh--I got between the--

  • - [yells] - Aah! Ohh!

  • [laughter and applause] [music continues]

  • Not cool. [laughter and applause]

  • - You're getting roasted on Comedy Central.

  • - Yes. - You have to be nervous.

  • You have to be scared, I mean, right?

  • - [yells] - Oh, my God!

  • [laughter and applause] Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God. [laughter and applause]

  • [music continues] [laughter and applause]

  • Don't do that to me!

  • - Do you believe in ghosts? - Yeah, sure.

  • - It doesn't sound like you do. - No, but--[laughs]

  • I mean, there's different kinds, I guess.

  • - Well, sure, I mean, there are different kinds.

  • - [yells] - [screams], Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God. [laughter and applause]

  • [laughter and applause]

  • [music continues] - What doesn't kill you

  • Makes you stronger

  • Stand a little taller

  • Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone

  • [cheers and applause]

- You know, I try to provide my guests

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