Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles (loud chewing) - What? - Stop smacking your gum, Waldo. - That's real funny. - It's going to be funny when I find you, and I murder you. (alarm buzzing) (alarm buzzing) (alarm buzzing) - First round, linebacker, Everybody is like, "What?" - Okay, can you just hang on a second? Just let me finish this email, okay? - Well, everybody is like, "What?" because they thought they were going to get the quarterback Bo Callahan, but they don't get him, right? - [Woman] And like you wouldn't think that someone with skin as pale as mine would, like, look good. - You know I can't hear you right? Everything you're saying I can't hear. - [Woman] Oh, I'm sorry. Am I annoying you? - No, it's just that if you want to have a conversation come in here. Turn around, look at my dance. Ready? It's really good. One, two, three, go. Bam, bam, bam bam bam, bam bam, one, two! That guy let himself go. - You let yourself go. - Hey! - Kiss me. - No. - Come on, kiss me. - No. - You love me, kiss me, you love me. - No, you got too real. You're going to need to get in the other lane. - Please don't backseat drive. - Shake-a-shake-a-shake-a-shake-a-shake. And you missed the turn. - Why didn't you say something? - You told me not to backseat drive. (loud chewing) - [Woman] I think we should move the desk into the bedroom. I mean it saves room in the other room and... - I got a dance, it goes like this. I got a dance... - Stop it! Stop it. (light playful music) Who's party is this? - Dave and Monica, from work. - What's it for? - I think it's like a baby shower or something. - You think it's like a baby shower or something? Did we bring anything? - Do you bring stuff to those? Oh! Can I put these in your bag? - Does Daddy need another drink? - Will Momma give Daddy another drink? - Momma gives Daddy whatever he wants! - Couples that do baby talk are so annoying. - Right? I mean, this is just embarrassing. (satirical baby noises) They're looking at us.