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  • Your breath smells like shit.

  • [If Dentists Were Honest]

  • I spend all this time and energy working on your teeth and you won't even smile at me.

  • I can tell you flossed this morning and not a single time before that.

  • Now you don't need this many shots of Novocaine but I'm a little hung over and I might mess up.

  • I like asking you questions when you can't respond 'cause I think it's hilarious.

  • You know, I've always found the human mouth a disgusting place.

  • I could take care of this in 20 minutes right now but let's spread this out over three appointments.

  • To be perfectly honest, I hate going to the dentist too.

  • I never go to the dentist.

  • Feel those little chunks in your mouth?

  • That's your shattered teeth.

  • How come you never ask me any questions?

  • I have a life.

  • Oops. That wasn't the right tooth.

  • Do you want bubblegum or mint flavor? Because you're an adult.

  • Bubblegum.

  • It really doesn't matter what flavor you choose, they all taste like wiper fluid.

  • It's just gonna be a tiny pinch of excruciating pain. Ow!

  • I hate Finding Nemo.

  • Suction.

  • It's never not funny.

  • Bite me again and I'll smack you, I don't care if you're five.

  • This guy's got a nicer smile than I do.

  • You're gonna need braces.

  • She does all the work, I'm just here for show.

  • Four out of five dentists agree that you're an asshole.

  • You think this is scary? Wait till you see the bill.

Your breath smells like shit.

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If Dentists Were Honest

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    Jack Lu posted on 2020/11/13
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