Name: Honest Trailers - Peter Pan (1953)
Uploaded: 2015-10-04T21:59:58.000Z
Duration: 3 min 59 s
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You loved Hook. You think Pan looks kinda cool and you laughed your butt off in

NBC's live version. Peter Pan has found a mother.

Now revisit this animated classic that will make you say "this is way creepier than I remembered "

Peter Pan.  Prepare for the film about an immortal trickster who spies on you through your bedroom window

Sprinkles you with dust that makes you feel like you're flying then kidnaps you

to a war torn island where full-grown adults force orphan to join their ranks or die

it's like a magical Sudan. Leave your everyday worries behind as you travel to Neverland

and trade them in for more serious worries like being burned alive

or having your throats slit by pirates and joined the lost boys

and all-male group of motherless fairy who live underneath the tree

that is clearly still used for hanging people.

Wanna hear about the time I cut up hook's hand and threw it to the cracodile

see this magical realm through the eyes of the Darling children

three darling children who turn out okay even though they were raised by a dog

Get left home alone and live with this rageaholic who looks nothing like them

but they sure look a lot like Peter Pan and their mom definitely believes in it

Mrs. Darling believes the Peter Pan was the spirit of youth. Just say

opposing peter pan's fairy dictatorship is Captain James Hook. A man who given up pirating to focus all

his energy on murdering the tween and when he fails, takes out his infinite rage

on his life partners Smee or really just anyone.

but it's not all darkness, violence, and Oedipus complexes. You can be our mother.

There's plenty of sexism to go around, too.

a jealous female can be tricked into anything

But who cares about sexism because Disney makes upward by including

No don't show that. We'll show the different one.

These are all so much worse than I remember.  Go to starring, go to starring.

so his name was hook before peter cut off his hand?

And I thought Scar was a convenient villain name.

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There once was a man from a foreign land. His name was Peter Pan

The flesh! He's super strong and super naked.

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