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  • - [Voiceover] One, two, three.

  • Perfect! (laughs) -Men Try Women's Swimwear

  • - Women's swimwear is uncomfortable.

  • - All right, to be honest, I, I am a little self-conscious.

  • - I know there is a one-piece,

  • and I know there is a bikini.

  • - That's it?

  • I mean, how many swimsuits could there be? -Bikini

  • - Oh, man.

  • I feel like 20 pounds of (beep) in a 10-pound bag.

  • - Oh no! It's even worse than I imagined.

  • - Would it be good if I cried during this?

  • - To give a booty view, here's what's going on down there.

  • - My balls are spilling out the front.

  • - My whole butt cheek is out.

  • But I dig it.

  • - This has just got too much going on.

  • I'm more of a like simple kind of guy. -Monokini

  • - It looks so much better on the model than,

  • ooh, nip slip.

  • - You can see my nipple.

  • - This looks like some shitty abstract painting.

  • - I look like I'm like the bad guy

  • from some kind of bondage-torture porn.

  • - I've never had my nipples covered like this before.

  • - My ass is hanging out.

  • - This is, this is the butt coverage. (OMG)

  • Just so you can see.

  • - It's all, it's in the worst place of my body.

  • - My dick is just like chilling right there,

  • for people to see.

  • - Not even a percentage of my dick is out;

  • the entire dick is out.

  • - No one likes side dick.

  • That's not a thing.

  • Who the (beep) would ever want to see side dick?

  • I don't want to see a side dick.

  • - If you saw me running down a beach,

  • you would be terrified.

  • - You should never feel like you have to wear this, ever. -One-Piece

  • - I feel like I just popped out of a birthday cake.

  • - Oh my God, this is...

  • - [Voiceover] I think you look hot!

  • - You think I look hot?

  • - I'm never going to look at myself the same.

  • - I feel a little better about this one.

  • - I like the color.

  • - It's like kind of slimming.

  • - A little more comfortable.

  • I imagine if you had boobs, it wouldn't look as strange.

  • - It makes my butt look good.

  • - This feels like an old bathing suit,

  • like this feels old-school, this feel vintage.

  • - I feel like there's something very sexy about the tie,

  • where I just naturally want to do that and like,

  • let the girls breathe. -Tankini

  • - Even though this has the most fabric,

  • and even though it's the least revealing,

  • I feel the sexiest.

  • - My dick's not out to play,

  • my ass is like, nice and covered.

  • I mean, there is the threat of my nipple popping out,

  • but I mean, you gotta give something up, right.

  • - The bottoms are so comfortable.

  • I feel really good, I feel like I can do anything.

  • - This is definitely like a mom outfit.

  • - I couldn't get anything done in those other,

  • I woulda had to be tit checking 24 hours a day

  • in those other bathing suits.

  • - Not surprising to be that it's the one I like the best. -Final Thoughts

  • - I was kind of shocked at

  • how difficult they were to put on, to keep on,

  • to wear, to move in.

  • - I think guys are more geared towards comfort,

  • whereas girls are more geared towards

  • showing off your assets.

  • - I think women should wear whatever they feel good in.

  • - It takes a lot of courage just to wear a bathing suit.

  • To all my haters (kiss).

  • - (beep) I hate this so much!

  • - [Voiceover] You're having a nip slip.

  • - Whatever, you get half a nip. It's fine.

- [Voiceover] One, two, three.

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Men Try Women's Swimwear

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    Steven posted on 2015/09/28
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