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  • I'm painting my twitching eyeball, and it's a weird sensation.

  • Aaah, I just got my eye a little bit.

  • (funky music)

  • I know nothing about eyeliner, and just the idea of it terrifies me.

  • Maybe girls wear it to hide their eye boogers?

  • I think girls wear eyeliner just because it kind of makes your eyes pop.

  • What if I just open my eyes wider?

  • Is now a bad time to tell you I have a phobia of being stabbed in the eye?

  • Yeah, this looks pretty classic.

  • This is what I am used to seeing on women.

  • I'm supposed to do this?

  • (bleep)

  • Not going to be much classic look after I'm done with this.

  • How do I approach this part?

  • Do I close the eye, or do I open it?

  • Oh God. My hand is shaking.

  • Oh. (bleep)

  • Can you see this? I'm literally crying right now.

  • (laughing)

  • Is it supposed to connect with my eyebrow?

  • I'm going to look like a raccoon after this.

  • Oh man, this is not going good.

  • Golly, this is (bleep) terrifying, man.

  • Why do they have to make it look like a (bleep) needle?

  • Handlebar eyeliner, yeah!

  • Like I'm, aah! Like I'm dangerous.

  • Oh man, it's sticking.

  • Yep. That's it.

  • Oh (bleep), I look pretty as (bleep)!

  • Damn.

  • I don't know how you do this, ladies.

  • I can't, I'm not even to the hard one.

  • I'm on the classic one, and I am bawling.

  • Oh, is there an under, too?

  • Nice one. Fishtail?

  • Even if I did this correctly, this picture is stupid.

  • Who wants parentheses next to their eyeball?

  • This one's like, sexy.

  • This is the club look.

  • This one is like, you're going out, you're trying to get some dxxx.

  • And I like dick too, so hopefully this helps.

  • I can't see.

  • I used to watch my mom put on her eyeliner in the mirror and I never thought I would have to do that same activity.

  • Oh no. I didn't connect them somehow.

  • Why am I having so much trouble with this?

  • How do you guys do this so easily?

  • It's all about relaxation.

  • If you get panicked, you're going to (bleep) your line up.

  • (laughing)

  • This is my eyeball's way of saying, please don't do this anymore.

  • My girlfriend does this in the car in the mirror while I am bumping around in traffic.

  • I can't believe she does this.

  • This is amazing.

  • Then I add the little fishtail down there, and then it turns into blue tears.

  • Boom. That's my fishtail.

  • This looks terrible.

  • I think I'm done.

  • Like I don't think I can improve this.

  • (laughing)

  • I don't like that one as much, and it's probably because I just did a shitty job.

  • I don't feel pretty anymore.

  • Didn't go too well. Let's put it that way.

  • I look like I got punched in the face.

  • This is what happened.

  • It looks so good on the paper.

  • It does make you look sexier though. I will say.

  • Just like even the way this looks a hot ass mess, I feel a little bit more like, jazzy.

  • (bell ringing)

  • (funky music)

I'm painting my twitching eyeball, and it's a weird sensation.

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