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  • - IN JUST A FEW DAYS,

  • OVER 10 MILLION PEOPLE VIEWED OUR FIRST GUEST'S VIDEO.

  • TAKE A LOOK AT A LITTLE BIT OF THIS.

  • - IF I CAN PRETEND TO HAVE YOUR ATTENTION

  • FOR JUST A FEW MOMENTS,

  • MY EX-HUSBAND, MY NEW BOYFRIEND, AND THEIR DIVORCE ATTORNEY

  • ARE GONNA SHOW YOU THE SAFETY FEATURES

  • OF THIS BOEING 737-800 SERIES.

  • IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY FOR ME.

  • YOU'LL NOTICE IN THE HIGHLY UNLIKELY EVENT

  • THAT THE CAPTAIN LANDS US NEAR A HOT TUB,

  • EVERYBODY GETS THEIR VERY OWN TEENIE, WEENIE,

  • YELLOW SOUTHWEST BIKINI.

  • ONE SIZE FITS ALL.

  • TAKE IT OUT ONLY IF TOLD TO DO SO.

  • PLACE IT OVER YOUR HEAD,

  • WRAP THAT STRAP AROUND YOUR WAIST,

  • BUCKLE IT IN FRONT, AND PULL IT TIGHT.

  • AND IF YOU'RE TRAVELING WITH SMALL CHILDREN,

  • WE'RE SORRY.

  • [laughter]

  • AND IF YOU'RE TRAVELING WITH MORE THAN ONE CHILD,

  • PICK OUT THE ONE THAT YOU THINK MIGHT HAVE

  • THE MOST EARNING POTENTIAL DOWN THE ROAD.

  • SERIOUSLY, IF THERE'S ANYTHING AT ALL WE CAN DO

  • TO MAKE YOUR FLIGHT MORE ENJOYABLE,

  • PLEASE TELL US...

  • JUST AS SOON AS WE LAND IN SALT LAKE CITY.

  • AND IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU CAN DO

  • TO MAKE OUR FLIGHT MORE ENJOYABLE,

  • WE'LL TELL YOU IMMEDIATELY.

  • WE'RE NOT SHY ON SOUTHWEST.

  • THAT'S WHAT WE CALL VERY CHEAP ENTERTAINMENT.

  • NOBODY HAD TO PAY EXTRA, BUT YOU CERTAINLY DON'T A REFUND.

  • THANKS FOR CHOOSING SOUTHWEST. WELCOME ABOARD.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • - FORM DALLAS, TEXAS, PLEASE WELCOME

  • FLIGHT ATTENDANT MARTY COBB.

  • - OH, MY GOSH.

  • - YOU CAN CRY IF YOU WANT TO.

  • - I DON'T LOOK PRETTY WHEN I CRY.

  • - OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

  • IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING TO HAVE EMOTION.

  • I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE THAT HAPPY.

  • I DIDN'T MEAN TO PULL AWAY WHEN YOU WENT TO TOUCH ME.

  • - [laughs]

  • - I'LL LEAVE MY HAND THERE. - OKAY, GOOD. THERE.

  • I NEED A SECURITY BLANKET.

  • - SO YOU ARE FROM DALLAS, RIGHT?

  • - I GREW UP IN LUBBOCK, AND I LIVE IN DALLAS NOW.

  • - ALL RIGHT, SO YOU'RE BASED OUT OF THERE,

  • AND THIS IS ON SOUTHWEST AIRLINES.

  • AND I THINK THAT SOUTHWEST IS KNOWN

  • FOR HAVING HUMOROUS--

  • YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN ON SOME FLIGHTS WHERE PEOPLE--

  • BUT THAT WAS HILARIOUS.

  • THAT WAS PARTICULARLY FUNNY, THE ENTIRE THING.

  • AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A FLIGHT ATTENDANT, NUMBER ONE?

  • - ABOUT 7 1/2 YEARS,

  • AND I JUST HAVE TO TELL YOU... [laughs]

  • HOW HAPPY I AM TO BE HERE

  • AND HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU AND RESPECT

  • AND ADMIRE YOU.

  • AND I JUST HAVE TO--

  • [cheers and applause] SERIOUSLY.

  • I MEAN, I CAN WATCH YOUR SHOW,

  • AND IN AN HOUR, YOU CAN MAKE ME LAUGH AND CRY.

  • AND IT JUST-- I JUST ADORE YOU.

  • I JUST THINK YOU'RE WONDERFUL.

  • - THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

  • - OBVIOUSLY.

  • - WELL, OBVIOUSLY YOU HAD AN IMPACT ON ME AS WELL,

  • 'CAUSE I THOUGHT THAT WAS NOT ONLY--

  • 'CAUSE PEOPLE TRY TO BE FUNNY ON FLIGHTS,

  • BUT THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY.

  • THAT WHOLE THING.

  • IF YOU GO ONLINE, IT'S, LIKE, THREE MINUTES

  • OF VERY FUNNY STUFF.

  • AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DOING IT THAT WAY?

  • - YOU KNOW, WE DID LEARN IT A CERTAIN WAY.

  • I WAS TRAINED A CERTAIN WAY.

  • AND I JUST AT SOME POINT IN TIME

  • JUST KIND OF PUT MY OWN SPIN ON IT.

  • AND IT'S JUST SO MUCH MORE FUN TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH

  • AND LET THEM RELAX.

  • YOU KNOW HOW STRESSFUL FLYING CAN BE.

  • AND SO IT'S JUST--

  • IT'S JUST MADE IT MORE FUN.

  • AND IT JUST--

  • IN MY LITTLE TUBE IN THE SKY,

  • I CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN SOME PEOPLE'S LIVES.

  • - AND IT DOES.

  • THAT'S AN IMPORTANT PLACE TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE,

  • BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE FEARFUL OF FLYING

  • AND PEOPLE ARE GOING FOR DIFFERENT REASONS

  • THAT MAY BE SAD TO THEM.

  • AND YOU START OUT GETTING THEIR ATTENTION BY SAYING,

  • "CAN I PRETEND TO HAVE YOUR ATTENTION FOR A MINUTE?"

  • BECAUSE NO ONE IS PAYING ATTENTION.

  • - NO, NO.

  • - AND WE SHOULD BE PAYING ATTENTION

  • 'CAUSE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS VERY IMPORTANT STUFF.

  • AND YOU'RE WORKING YOUR ASS OFF UP THERE.

  • I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THINK

  • THAT THAT IS A THANKLESS JOB.

  • YOU ARE WALKING AROUND, SERVING PEOPLE

  • AND TAKING CARE OF PEOPLE, AND PEOPLE ARE RUDE.

  • AND SO I ADMIRE WHAT YOU DO

  • AND THE FACT THAT YOU CARE ABOUT MAKING PEOPLE HAPPY

  • AND MAKING A DIFFERENCE IN THEIR DAY.

  • YOU'RE AN AMAZING WOMAN.

  • - THANK YOU. [cheers and applause]

  • - IT'S TRUE.

  • - THANK YOU.

  • - SO YOU HAVE THREE CHILDREN, RIGHT?

  • YOU HAVE TWO DAUGHTERS AND A SON.

  • AND TWO OF YOUR DAUGHTERS ARE HERE.

  • YOUR SON WAS GONNA FAIL IF HE DIDN'T...

  • - [laughing] YES.

  • - HI.

  • DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW COOL YOUR MOM IS,

  • THAT--I MEAN, SHE'S A YOUTUBE STAR.

  • - YEAH.

  • I MEAN, WE'VE KNOWN HOW COOL SHE IS FOR A WHILE,

  • BUT I'M SO HAPPY THAT OTHERS GET TO SEE IT NOW.

  • SHE'S SO POSITIVE,

  • AND SHE'S SO DESERVING OF THIS,

  • AND I'M SO HAPPY THAT WE'RE HERE.

  • WE ALL LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

  • AND I DON'T GET TO TELL HER ENOUGH,

  • SO I'M GLAD WE CAN BRING HER OUT HERE

  • AND SHOW HER TO THE WORLD, HOW AWESOME SHE IS.

  • - AW, THANK YOU. - YEAH, YOU ARE AWESOME.

  • - THANK YOU.

  • - LOOK...

  • WE DON'T BRING YOU HERE WITHOUT KNOWING

  • THAT YOU TRAVEL A LOT

  • AND YOU CAN HELP PROMOTE THE SHOW IN A BETTER WAY,

  • SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A GIFT

  • THAT, WHEN YOU TRAVEL...

  • - BOXERS?

  • - WELL...

  • - OH, CUTE!

  • OH, MY GOSH.

  • OH, I LOVE IT!

  • THAT'S AWESOME.

  • I LOVE IT.

  • - YEAH.

  • - ONE-OF-A-KIND.

  • - IT'S GREAT.

  • - OH, MY GOSH. I LOVE IT.

  • - OH, HAVE A SEAT.

  • THERE'S STUFF IN HERE THAT IS ALREADY PACKED FOR YOU.

  • IN IT ARE...

  • FIRST OF ALL, YOU HAVE BEATS HEADPHONES.

  • - YAY!

  • [cheers and applause]

  • - YOU HAVE ELLEN UNDERWEAR.

  • - YAY!

  • - AND YOU HAVE ELLEN SOCKS.

  • - OH, MY GOSH.

  • - YOU HAVE A ELLEN-- MY BOOK, MY CD.

  • - OH, YAY!

  • - YOU HAVE BOOZE.

  • - AH, THANK GOD!

  • OH, MY GOSH. I LOVE IT.

  • - YOU HAVE AN EYE MASK SO YOU CAN JUST--

  • AND A PILLOW.

  • - THIS IS AWESOME. - AND A BLANKET.

  • - OH, MY GOSH.

  • - OH, THIS IS AWESOME.

  • - AND THEN YOU HAVE A $1,000 VISA GIFT CARD.

  • - OH, MY GOD!

  • [cheers and applause]

  • AND YOU HAVE A $2,000 JCPENNEY...

  • AND YOU HAVE A $3,000 TARGET...

  • AND YOU HAVE A $4,000 RADIOSHACK.

  • - YOU ARE SO SWEET. THANK YOU SO MUCH.