This is Crash Course World History

and today you AREN’T going to get a blow by

blow chronology of the American Revolution,

and you AREN’T going to get cool biographical details about

Thomas Jefferson or George Washington.

But you are going to get me not wearing any pants.

Mr. Green, Mr. Green!

Did you know that

George Washington might have had slave teeth implanted into his jaw?

Yeah, I did Me from the Past,

and while it’s fun to focus on metaphorically resonant details,

what we’re concerned with here is why the American Revolution happened

and the extent to which it was actually revolutionary.

Plus, for the first time in Crash Course history,

I have a legitimate chance of getting through an entire episode

without butchering a single pronunciation. [Wouldn't bet your Sword of Destiny on that]

Unfortunately,

next week we will be in France and

je parle francais comme une idiot.

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So, intellectual historians might put the roots

of the American revolution earlier,

but I’m going to start with the end of the 7 Years War in 1763,

which as you will recall from last week was

1. Expensive,

and 2. A victory for the British,

including British subjects living in America, who now had more land and therefore more money.

Right, so,

in 1765 the British government was like,

“Hey, since we went into this debt to get you all this new land,

we trust that you won’t mind if we pass the Stamp Act,

in which we place a fancy stamp on your documents, newspapers, playing cards, etc.,

and in return, you give us money.”

Well,

it turns out the colonists weren’t so keen on this,

not so much because the tax was high

because they had no direct representation

in the parliament that had levied the tax. [Some things never change, eh, D.C?]

And plus,

they were cranky about the Crown keeping large numbers of British troops in the colonies

even after the end of the 7 Years War.

And then the British government was like,

“You are inadequately grateful,”

and the colonists were like,

“Shut up we hate you,” [That old chestnut]

and the British government was like,

“As long as you live under our roof, [This old chestnut]

you live by our rules,”

and so on,

but eventually the British backed down and repealed the Stamp Act.

The repeal inspired a line of commemorative teapots,

thereby beginning America’s storied tradition

of worthless collectible ceramics. [atleast Beanie Babies double as cornhole

bags]

But, in the end,

this only emboldened the colonists when the British tried to put new taxes on the Americans

in the form of the Townshend acts.

These led to further protests and boycotts and most importantly,

more organization among the colonists.

The protests escalated: 1770 saw the Boston Massacre,

which with its sum total of five dead was perhaps

the least massacrey massacre of all time,

and in 1773,

a bunch of colonists dumped about a million dollars worth of tea into Boston Harbor,

in protest of British government decisions that

actually would have made British tea cheaper.

Oh it’s time for the open letter?

[oh no! he's coming in hot!]

Ah…..oh,

that did not go well. [admittedly not your best work, John.]

An Open Letter to Tea.

But first, let’s see what’s in the secret compartment today.

Oh,

it’s a gigantic teabag. [not touching that]

Hm. Let’s see what flavor it is...

Bitter tyranny variety! [SleepyTime sure ain't gonna keep the fires

of rage a'burning]

Dear Tea,

Like all Americans who love justice and freedom,

I hate you.

[You're harshing my Mint Magic mellow, Bro]

But I understand you’re quite popular in the UK

where the East India Company would periodically go to war for you.

But,

what fascinates me about you, tea,

I mean, aside from the fact that people choose to drink you when

there are great American refreshments available,

like Mountain Dew, [Hey, like on Mad Men!]

is that even though you’re stereotypically English,

you’re not English.

It’s Chinese,

or Burmese,

or Indian.

No one really knows,

but it’s definitely not English.

You didn’t even have tea until, like, the 1660s.

Posers.

Best wishes, John Green

So,

The Boston Tea Party led to further British crackdowns

and then mobilization of colonial militias

and then Paul Revere

and then actual war, but you can hear all about

that stuff on, like,

TV miniseries.

I want to focus on one of the ways that colonists protested unfair taxation.

Let’s go to the Thought Bubble. [Because Canadians are so unruly & disagreeable?]

As previously noted,

the English Crown benefited tremendously from the import of consumer goods to the American

colonies,

and one of the most effective ways American colonists could protest taxation without representation

was by boycotting British products.

In order to enforce these boycotts,

the protesters created Committees of Correspondence, which spread information about who was and

was not observing the boycotts.

And these committees also could coerce non-compliers into compliance—which is to say that they

were creating and enforcing policy,

kind of like a government does.

The Maryland Committee of Correspondence, in fact,

was instrumental in setting up the first Continental Congress, which convened to coordinate a response

to the fighting that started in 1775.

This was back when congresses did things, by the way.

It was awesome.

Anyway,

the Continental Congress is most famous for drafting and approving

the Declaration of Independence.

No, Thought Bubble.

That’s the Will Smith vehicle Independence Day.

I mean the Declaration of Independence.

Right,

that one.

It’s not your fault,

you guys are Canadian. [+ magnificently talented, ruly, agreeable]

You’ve never declared independence.

Worth noting, by the way,

that the congress edited out more than a quarter of Jefferson’s original declaration,

and

he forever after insisted they’d “mangled” it.

Anyway,

I would argue the heavy lifting of the American Revolution

was already done by the Declaration.

In truth,

by the time the shooting started,

most of the colonists were already self-governing and had developed a sense of themselves as

something separate and different from Great Britain—

as evidenced by these "Committees of Correspondence,"

which functioned as shadow governments—

eventually reaching out to foreign governments,

establishing an espionage network,

tarring and feathering loyalists and royal officials which,

by the way is incredibly painful and dangerous to the victim,

and even recruiting physicians to tell American men that drinking British tea

would make them weak and effeminate. [If only they had Dr. Pepper 10]

Thanks, Thought Bubble.

Now, despite all this,

about 20% of colonists remained loyal to Great Britain throughout the war,

especially in the major cities that Britain occupied.

Also lots slaves continued to support the British,

especially after Britain promised that any slaves who fought with them would be freed.

And it’s worth noting

that while we generally celebrate the Revolution

and see it as a step toward justice and equality,

the people who most needed the protection of a government might have been better off

and more free,

if Britain had won.

[whoops]

Especially since Britain ended slavery well before America did,

and, you know,