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Welcome aboard this Air Middle Earth flight.
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Before we set out on our journey, I would like to impart a story of safety.
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Even if you fly with us often, be sure to keep a sharp eye on the briefing.
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Make sure your belongings are hidden away in the compartments above or under the seat before you.
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All travellers must keep a watchful eye on the lighted signs, and follow crew instructions.
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If the seatbelt sign is on, sit yourself down and fasten your seatbelt quick smart.
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Be sure that it's snug across your hips, though not so tight as to lose the feeling in your legs.
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If you're in a SkyCouch row, there are special seatbelt instructions in your seat pocket.
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We recommend keeping your seatbelt fastened throughout the journey.
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Should you need to explore, it can always be undone.
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If an oxygen mask should fall before you, simply pull down on the mask, place over your nose and mouth
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and tighten by pulling the elastics on both sides. Oxygen will flow through the mask automatically.
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If there are young ones around you, be sure to put your mask on before helping them.
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Keep a sharp eye, as there may be others who need your help.
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Mordor!
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Mordor!
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No, Mordor!
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Should an emergency occur during take-off or landing, place your hands on your head
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with your elbows on the outside of your thighs, whilst keeping your feet flat on the floor.
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You can also brace yourself on the seat in front of you.
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My precious...
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In Business Premier sit upright, put your hands on your knees with your knees together against the wall
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and your feet on the edge of the ottoman.
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If you're seated in Economy and Premium Economy you'll find your lifejacket under your seat.
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The SkyCouch has it in the top of the leg rest,
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and if you're seated in Business Premier you'll find your lifejacket here beside you.
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Life jackets are simple to master: take a firm hold and rip it from the bag then place it over your head like so.
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Clip the straps together and tighten.
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This red tab inflates the life jacket so only pull it once you leave the aircraft.
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Oh, sorry!
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If you need a little more inflation... Simply blow into the mouth-piece.
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We shall provide life jackets for the very young, should the need arise.
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There's no smoking allowed anywhere of any kind on this aircraft as it's a fire hazard.
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Should you need a light in darkness to help you find your way,
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the escape path lighting will lead you to an exit.
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If ever there were a need to evacuate, support fellow passengers who might require help.
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Your noble crew are now pointing out the exits.
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You would be wise to note your nearest exit could be behind you, so cast your eyes about
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and count the number of rows to your nearest exit.
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You'll find more information on the safety card in your seat pocket.
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Please power off all electronic devices during take-off and landing.
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Electronic devices such as mobile phones can interfere with aircraft systems and must not be used in flight
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unless you switch them to flight mode and ensure that all cellular, wi-fi and bluetooth capability is turned off.
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Once switched to flight mode all electronic devices must be turned off for take-off and landing.
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And finally, for take-off we ask that you place your tray table back, your leg rest down, and ensure your
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seat back is upright, unless you're in Business Premier, where you choose your own seat back position.
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Check to see that your window shades are open and your arm rests are lowered,
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and be sure to fasten your seatbelt. Once this story has concluded
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your entertainment screen and remote control need to be put away for take-off.
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Now sit back, relax, and enjoy your journey.
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May the road rise up to meet you and your beard grow ever longer.
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May the sun shine warm upon your -
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Fly, you fools!