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  • - Well hello everyone! My name is Tyler Oakley,

  • and I am here with the one, (claps)

  • the only (claps) -

  • - Sawyer Hartman!

  • - Why are we clapping?

  • (both laugh)

  • - What do we do every video, Sawyer?

  • - We drink.

  • - It's St. Patrick's Day!

  • - Kind of. - Kind of.

  • (both laugh)

  • - We're like, it's a trick, motherfucker!

  • - Has to be very, fucking, straight-ass news!

  • - Straight news?

  • I got my good old friend Troye Sivan

  • to come up with a whole bunch of questions that all have

  • to do with St. Patrick's Day, so if you get it wrong -

  • - You drink! - You take a drink.

  • A big double shot of beer, let's start with this.

  • Do you like St. Patrick's Day?

  • - It's uh, it -

  • (both laugh)

  • - Anyway, okay, so let's get started.

  • Are you ready for the first question?

  • - No. (both laugh)

  • - What's the first one?

  • - What does the word "shamrock" mean in Gaelic?

  • - Oh fuck, you're the one that speaks Gaelic,

  • what do I know about Gaelic?

  • - Is it A, translates to sliprock,

  • which refers to rocks found on a body of water,

  • or B, young clover, and many kinds of clover

  • can be a shamrock?

  • A or B? - Thanks, Troye,

  • for this fucking - I'm not gonna win, so -

  • - Okay, ready? I said B!

  • - I said B! B, you dumb shit!

  • - The answer is B, you dumb shit,

  • - That's actually what he wrote though.

  • - Troye said B, you dumb shit.

  • Okay good, so we don't have to drink.

  • Why is St. Patrick's Day celebrated on March 17?

  • St. Patrick died on March 17,

  • or Ireland declared its independence on March 17?

  • I said B! - B!

  • - Dang it, wait, let's see.

  • - What is it, what is it, what is it?

  • (both groan)

  • - He said A, this time, I switched it up.

  • - Well, thanks a lot, Troye!

  • - Let's enjoy a double shot of love.

  • (glasses clink)

  • Wait, yours is not full!

  • No, you have to fill it to the top!

  • Oh, this motherfucker.

  • - True or false, St. Patrick's wasn't Irish.

  • - Just St. Patrick.

  • (both laugh)

  • So wait, if it's true, he wasn't Irish, or false -

  • - (laughs) You just asked in the weirdest way!

  • Is he Irish, true or false?

  • - True or false, St. Patrick wasn't Irish.

  • That means, hold up, hold up, hold up.

  • - Is it true he wasn't Irish or is it -

  • - Is it true or false - - He was indeed Irish.

  • - My brain literally can't.

  • I said false!

  • - One, two - - True!

  • - Bah, bitches! - He was born in England,

  • London, England.

  • - Sup, guys! - Oh my god, there it is.

  • - Three, two, one, drink.

  • - What was St. Patrick's color?

  • Okay, A, can we talk about how Troye

  • spelled color like a fucking idiot?

  • Okay, A, blue, or B, green. B, green.

  • - I put blue. - Oh, sugar.

  • - Just because it's way too obvious.

  • - It was blue! But the national color became green

  • because of the pretty mountains

  • and the grass and shit.

  • - Drink again, bitch!

  • Three, dos, uno.

  • - Oh my god. - Choppa!

  • - Choppa? - I'm sorry, I don't know.

  • I don't even know what that one was, I got excited.

  • - Okey dokey. - Number five. (laughs)

  • - Read it bitch, read it.

  • - Tyler Oakley lost his virginity

  • on St. Patrick's Day. - True or false.

  • - Well you know this answer!

  • - I do know this answer.

  • - I'm kind of fucked, huh?

  • - I said true! - False!

  • - (laughs) I did! - Wait really?

  • - I did! - Oh well, shit!

  • - What day did you lose your virginity?

  • - I believe it was a Wednesday.

  • - Oh, what a day!

  • - It wasn't that great. - No? Was he cute though?

  • - No, she was weird. - No, he.

  • (both laugh)

  • - The witch cackle.

  • - No, wait, that's not the witchy cackle!

  • (both laugh)

  • - That's not the witch cackle?

  • (laughs loudly)

  • - Literally, shish kebab.

  • Okay, next question.

  • Your odds of finding a four leaf clover are:

  • one in a 100,000 or one in 10,000?

  • Oh my god, either way, that's so unlucksville.

  • Hello! - We just started talking

  • about sharting and he made me wait to talk

  • about it with y'all.

  • - One in 100,000 or one in 10,000,

  • we both said B. - B (mumbles)

  • - B, one in 10,000. Bam. - Cheers.

  • - But if we both get it right,

  • we should just drink anyway. Bye.

  • - All right. I have another date after this,

  • and last time I went on a date after your video,

  • I blacked out and she never called me again.

  • - Oh my god.

  • - Which is true,

  • Ireland is known for being home

  • to some of the most poisonous snakes in the world -

  • - Oh shit. - Ireland has no snakes.

  • I know this.

  • - I'm gonna say this, A, true.

  • - B. - B, no snakes!

  • What a boring place! I love a good snake, who doesn't.

  • Oh wait, I have to drink.

  • Troye Sivan. - Are you guys married yet?

  • - Literally fuck off. Are you still speaking?

  • - Yeah! - I'm full, count me down.

  • - Eins, trois, who?

  • Is that good? - I'm loving this beer shot.

  • True or false! Though often mistaken for human,

  • Tyler Oakley is a leprechaun.

  • - True, motherfucker! - I don't know,

  • what would Troye have put?

  • True. - Bullshit,

  • I don't believe it. - Did you put true?

  • - Yeah, I put true.

  • - He said, true, true, true.

  • - We should make him take a shot.

  • - Yeah, he should take a shot, because that's rude.

  • That's a hate crime.

  • Number ten, true or false, Irish accents are hot.

  • Wait, I think I know this one. - Yeah, me too.

  • - I said true. - I said false.

  • - (gasps) - They cuss at me a lot.

  • - Do an Irish accent. - Okay.

  • (both laugh)

  • (speaks in Irish accent) Oh yeah,

  • come back to the bar, you fucker!

  • (speaks in normal voice) and I'm like what?

  • You want to take me where and do what?

  • - Have you been to Ireland?

  • - No. - Clearly.

  • - Oh, Tyler, why don't you try an Irish accent?

  • - I can't do an Irish accent.

  • (speaks in funny accent) Hello!

  • - (speaks in funny accent) Hello, hello!

  • - (speaks in funny accent) So we are heartsmen,

  • we have a drink, drink or potato.

  • (both laugh)

  • (speaks in normal voice) We are giving away an iPad!

  • If you want to win it, it is signed by both of us.

  • - Wait, we have to -

  • - Show them it's signed.

  • If you want to win it, all you gotta do

  • is push the thumbs up on both of our videos,

  • and subscribe to both of us,

  • and tweet these videos.

  • The link to tweet them is below.

  • - Look at that! - But look at that!