Let's talk about that.

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- Goooooooood Mythical Morning. - Nothing transforms a meal quite like

a hot sauce, one of my favorite things to put on top of food. And today we're

gonna find out who's better at tasting the hot sauces and telling the difference.

- Differentiating between them as well. - I'm pretty good at tasting them.

And eating them in rapid fashion. Yeah, I mean, you're a fan of hot sauce.

You've talked about it so much over the years that I've started to put hot sauce

on stuff, but I'm gonna go ahead and hedge a little bit and say that I don't think

I'm anywhere near as good as you are at identifying hot sauces.

- Really? - But we're gonna find out today.

- Okay. - Line yours up at home and be sure to

- play along. Get your blindfolds ready. - We're dealing with what we have found

to be very common hot sauces, at least here in the western part of the

- United States. - Mmhm. Start down here.

We'll start with Tabasco. It's in a class of its own, a very distinctive taste, but

it's popular the world over. We've got Tapatio, which is in a lot of restaurants

out here. You find it on almost every restaurant table. It's a Mexican hot sauce.

- He's cool, that dude. Big hat. - Frank's Red Hot, which is just a classic

- American hot sauce. Put it on anything. - Wing sauce. Ah, Cholula is one of my

favorites, because it has a wooden top. I'm sure that's why it's one of your

- favorites. - Oh yeah.

- Wooden top! - I love it.

- It is my favorite because of that. - Mexican flair. And then you've got the

Asian sensation known as Sriracha. Ah, rooster sauce. You know what's up.

And a favorite from my childhood: Texas Pete.

- Made in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. - Yes, it says Texas but it's from

- North Carolina. - But they sell it out here.

Okay, so what we're gonna do is, we have a number of rounds. We're gonna be

blindfolded, of course, and we have five rounds where we're just gonna taste one

of these six sauces. We're not doing six for six because we wanna make it a little

- challenging for us. - Mmhm.

So, that's just identifying one sauce. And then you've got two rounds where we're

gonna combine two sauces and make a Frankensauce, and there's one point

available per each sauce, so two points per round.

And then, I'm told there is a super-secret third round

- Yeah. - that we know nothing about, that is

worth three points, so I can come back from behind (laughs) and win at the end.

That's a secret sauce that is not amongst these, and we have to identify the pepper

- that it was made with for three points. - Okay. Are we ready to go to the

hot sauce zone? It's time to play...

- (Link) Can we identify that hot sauce? - (Rhett) ... while blindfolded?

Okay, I am currently bibbed and blindfolded. Rhett, are you...

- bibbed and blindfolded? - I'm blindfolded and bibbed.

- Ohh. - Is that the same thing?

- Yes it is... I think. - Okay. What we could do is we could just

put the hot sauces in a spoon and eat that, but who does that? Nobody does that.

- That would be crazy. - Booo, stupid.

You gotta put it on food and we're from the South, and everybody puts hot sauce

- on chicken. - Fried chicken.

Fried chicken! So we're gonna be delivering the hot sauce to our mouths

with fried chicken. But uh-uh, not just putting it in our hand. We're gonna be

using the patent-pended Chicken Stick, soon to be available at

- rhettandlink.com/store.

You said "patent-pended," not patent-pending.

(laughs) Well, it pended and then... It's probably still pending.

Don't come near this, it is already pended. It is over.

All right, so let's gear up for Round One!

Yes!

(in unison over dramatic music) Round One!

- Okay, let's bring in the-- - Chicken sticks.

- Bring in the chicken sticks. - Imma open--

Oh, oh! (laughs) Mm!

- Mm. Mkay, mkay. - Mm.

Jen's a little aggressive with her chicken stick!

- (crew laughs) - Mm. That's kinda hot... and saucy.

- (Link) Mm. - (Rhett slurps)

- There's definitely a sweetness... - (Rhett slurps more)

- and a bite to it. - I got some on my hand and I'm licking.

- Is that against the rules? - How'd it get on your hand?

'Cause Jen's aggressive with the chicken stick!

- What'd you do, push it away? - No, she just really sauced it up!

- (crew laughs) - (Link smacks lips)

- She's Canadian. - Now Imma tell you right now, that is a

- good sauce. - That is a gooood sauce.

Why don't you verbally process so I can get an advantage here?

I think it tastes really good, even though it was delivered aggressively, I don't

mind. I liked it. I would eat more of that chicken. I'd eat that chicken all day.

It's the hot sauce, not the chicken we're talking about.

Oh! Hot sauce! Oh, I gotta think about what that is.

- All right, I-- - I have a guess.

- I think I've got my guess. - Ready? Three, two, one.

(in unison) Frank's.

- Ohh! We're right there! We both agree! - Eyy! A little Frank action!

- Yeah, yeah, yeah? - You givin' me five?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah! - Yeah! I can sense--

- You felt that five come out? - I can sense that you were doing that.

All right, now, before moving on to Round Two, we need to cleanse our palates

and we're gonna stay with the Southern theme. We have a bowl of grits here.

- Just plain ol' grits. - And I'm gonna palate cleanse.

We don't have a grit stick, sorry.

Mm! Nothing like some bland grits to clean that palate.

Oh! Mm. I probably didn't need that much grits.

Mm. All right, onto Round Two.

(in unison over dramatic music) Round Two!

All right, bring it in, Becca. Rrengh!

- (with mouth full) Okay? Mm. - (crew laughs)

Mm.

Mm! Smoky!

- Definitely some smokiness in there. - I could do this a lot.

- This is good, isn't it? - I'm gonna demand all my chicken on

- chicken sticks from now on. - Mm! Um... all right.

- Maybe I'm better at this than I thought. - (mocking) Maybe I'm better than this!

- (all laugh) - Link, (shouts) you're better than this!

- I am too good for this, guys. I am out! - Okay, I'm ready. I think I know this is.

I think I'm ready. In three, two, one.

- (Rhett) Tapatia. - (Link) Cholula.

Uh oh! No agreement there! But we're in Mexico. One of us is right and one of us

- is wrong, I feel like. - Really, you think that's Cholula, huh,

- friend? Hmm! - I've actually never had Tapatio, so...

I said "Tapatia," but it's Tapatio is what I meant.

- Disqualified. - Y'all know what I mean.

Next round!

(in unison over dramatic music) Round Three!

- Rrengh! - (both laugh)

- That was the sound of my mouth opening. - That means, Jen, that means I'm ready for

- my chicken stick. - (laughs) Mrrengh!

Oh! Mm.

- (with mouth full) Mkay, okay! - (crew laughs)

Mm! This one's got some immediate bite. It's sour-er.

(smacks lips)

- (Link) Mm! Oh, gosh. - I've been down this road before.

- (chuckles) - Eh. This one is not-- ooh, I'm about to

- hiccup. I can feel it about to happen. - Yes you are!

Ah. (slurps) Man, it makes me feel alive! Are your lips stinging?

Yeah. My lips are stinging and my mouth is stinging.

I normally don't get this much sauce on my lips.

- It's very vinegary. - Never eaten with a chicken stick before.

Even got some over here on my cheekus. Cheekus... maximus.

- Okay, I think I know, man. - Yeah. I got this one too.

- Three, two, one. - (in unison) Tabasco.

- Hah! Yeah! Uh-huh! - Lemme drink a little. Mm, move on.

(in unison over dramatic music) Round Four!

I gotta put some grits on my lips 'cause they're burning so much.

- Grit lips. - (both slurp)

That's a good-- that could be a lip balm.

- (Link) Oh yeah. - Hey, man, you heard about Grit Lips?

- (slurps) - They're sellin' it at

- rhettandlink.com/store. (laughs) - That's something I say to a woman

I'm sweet on. Hey Grit Lips, come over here and... pucker up.

- (laughs) A woman you're sweet on? - (slurps)

- Okay, all right, bring it in. - Like, you've got some gritty lips, girl.

- Mm. - (Link) Mm!

(Rhett) Aw yeah. Mm.

- That's almost too easy. - Takin' flight! (chuckles)

But I'll tell you right now, not my favorite on chicken.

- No, that's better on a... a pizza. - It's gotta a slow burn to it.

- In three, two, one-- - (in unison) Sriracha!

- Yeah, that one is so distinctive. - It's so distinctive, Link.

I almost said "Linktive." So distinctive, Linktive. Can I call you Linktive?

- Sure. - Moving on!

(in unison over dramatic music) Round Five!

- (Rhett) Mmm. - That's hot. I've got a cumulative

buildup of heat now, that the top of my head's starting to sweat.

- Huh. - My nose is really starting to run.

- I'm a little confused. - Yeah, I know. After that Sriracha...

- I know that was Sriracha. - (clears throat) Mm!

No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Yes, yes, yes. It's coming to me.

- It's definitely fried chicken, still. - I think I have an advantage because

- I have a beard. - You're eating it off of the beard?

- No, no I'm not. (chuckles) - Okay, I'm ready. In three, two, one.

(in unison) Texas Pete!

- Yep! - Winston-Salem, North Carolina

- right there! - Yeah, represent!

- (manly grunting) - Take your shirt off, twist it around

- your head... spin it like a helicopter. - Okay, so, that's five rounds so we're

gonna get a score update, see where we stand.