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  • [Cheerful orchestra music]

  • ♪ ♪

  • [Engine turning over]

  • [Rock music]

  • Don't wanna hear

  • about how the real world's ♪

  • the place for me

  • There's nothing out there

  • won't look better

  • on a TV screen

  • There a better way

  • ♪ I don't care what you say

  • ♪ I just want to play

  • We all just want to play

  • Things will be all right

  • soon as I get back to school

  • ♪ ♪

  • Okay, Swanlings, these birds

  • are ready to fly.

  • [Laughter]

  • Hands in, everyone.

  • I move to declare this Swan

  • family dinner in session.

  • All: seconded.

  • [Laughter]

  • So any new business?

  • Oh, yes.

  • Why did you leave vghs?

  • Did you have a fight with

  • your friends?

  • I move we move on from this

  • line of inquiry.

  • All in favor, say, "aye."

  • Both: nay.

  • Call for a revote?

  • Both: nay.

  • [Laughter]

  • Well, if you must know,

  • you were right all along.

  • VGHS is dumb.

  • I would much rather go to vghs--

  • Video Game Home School.

  • [Laughter]

  • Honey, could we please turn

  • off your laughing robot?

  • Were having a serious

  • conversation.

  • [Laughter]

  • No.

  • This is why I built Audie in the

  • first place, to lubricate

  • awkward social situations.

  • I could use some more social

  • lubricant myself.

  • [Laughter]

  • See?

  • Honey, we're really worried

  • about you.

  • Clearly you're running away

  • from something.

  • There’s nothing to worry

  • about.

  • I’ve just dropped out of school

  • to live with my parents

  • for the rest of my life.

  • [Laughter]

  • [Doorbell rings]

  • Oh, that must be Jenny with the

  • rest of my things.

  • Uh...

  • [Pounds table]

  • Meeting adjourned.

  • [Laughter]

  • One second.

  • Hi, Kiwi!

  • [Studio audience whoops]

  • Ted, Brian...

  • Welcome to my home.

  • [Laughter]

  • Um, Ki, can you open up?

  • I brought you flowers.

  • and I know you're really mad

  • at me right now.

  • I’m sorry.

  • Also, also, it was a

  • nine-hour cab ride, and I really

  • have to pee.

  • [Laughter]

  • [Sighs]

  • Wow.

  • Nice place.

  • Firstly, thank you

  • for the flowers.

  • Secondly...

  • I am very mad at you.

  • Oh, crap.

  • Brian, run!

  • You lied to me.

  • You stood me up for prom to go

  • to an erotic arcade.

  • and you killed Josh's virtual

  • pet.

  • Well, technically,

  • I let it starve.

  • [Scoffs loudly]

  • Good save, man.

  • and you, Brian...

  • for shame.

  • For what?

  • For--

  • I don't know.

  • I’m just really thrown by you

  • being here with Ted.

  • I thought you two were fighting.

  • well, we are.

  • But I called a truce because we

  • wanted to make sure that you're

  • okay.

  • Aw, thanks.

  • Yeah, turns out, with the

  • Whole Jenny thing and the whole

  • Ted thing, you're kind of the

  • only friend that I don't have

  • a thing with right now.

  • I miss you too.

  • What?

  • I miss you way more than he

  • does.

  • Oh, grow up, Ted.

  • grow a bigger butt, Brian.

  • Wow! God, why don't you two just

  • go and make out already?

  • Maybe we will.

  • Yeah, maybe we will.

  • Wait. We will?

  • Oh, no.

  • I mean, no, I never really--

  • Yeah, I never--

  • Me neither.

  • I just--I mean, you are...

  • you too.

  • What is happening?

  • [Laughter]

  • Okay, Ki, where do you want

  • this?

  • [Studio audience cheers]

  • Hi, Jenny.

  • Thanks for bringing my stuff.

  • You can just put that...

  • Anywhere.

  • Hi, Brian.

  • Jenny.

  • How’s it going?

  • Great. How are you?

  • Also great.

  • "Also great"?

  • What a coincidence.

  • I know--small world.

  • Yeesh, these two...

  • Frosty.

  • [Laughter]

  • Okay, what's with the

  • Laughing robot?

  • [Laughter]

  • Oh, you guys hear that too?

  • Of course we hear it.

  • It’s really distracting.

  • Her name is Audie, and she's

  • not distracting.

  • She’s charming.

  • [Audience aws]

  • Okay, that is weird, Ki.

  • Actually, yeah, are you okay?

  • Is this, like, a cry for help?

  • Youre a cry for help!

  • Oh.

  • [Chuckles nervously]

  • Mm.

  • Yeah, so, uh, I was fine before

  • you all showed up.

  • And thank you for coming,

  • everybody.

  • And if you could all please

  • leave, that would be excellent.

  • Nobody’s going anywhere.

  • No, if you kids are having

  • problems, you should face them

  • head-on.

  • Ooh, Karen, are you thinking

  • what I’m thinking?

  • Both: Couples Council.

  • No, not Couples Council.

  • I hate that game.

  • All in favor, say, "Aye."

  • Both: aye.

  • Aye.

  • ow.

  • [Laughter]

  • Couples Council is a little

  • game Karen and I whipped up

  • back when we first moved in

  • together.

  • Yes, and if it can get us

  • through the great dishwashing

  • argument, it can help you

  • kids too.

  • Ki, why don't you tell your

  • Friends the rules?

  • First, you pick a partner.

  • I call Ted.

  • Oh, fine.

  • I call Ki.

  • I want to be with Ki.

  • Well, I don't want to be

  • with you.

  • Don’t worry, Ted.

  • We are gonna crush these chumps.

  • Yeah, then Ki will have

  • to forgive me.

  • Hey, Ki, who's dumber--

  • Ted or Jenny for picking Ted?

  • Easy answer--Jenny.

  • [Gasps]

  • Yeah.

  • Better go put some

  • Ebelskivers on, honey.

  • It’s gonna be a long game.

  • [Laughter]

  • Ted, sit over there.

  • Jenny, can you recall for the

  • court the events of April 23rd?

  • Uh...

  • The day you broke up with me.

  • You broke up with me.

  • Yeah, 'cause you were gonna

  • break up with me.

  • Objection!

  • Your honor, counsel is

  • testifying.

  • Were on the same team.

  • Yes, and you are blowing

  • our case.

  • [Gavel bangs]

  • Order in the court.

  • Unless you all want contempt

  • tokens, I suggest you move on.

  • We call to the stand

  • Theodore Wong.

  • I’m supposed to stand?

  • Just sit in the chair, Ted.

  • I’m supposed to sit.

  • [Sighs]

  • Ted...

  • Take responsibility for what

  • you've done, or we're never

  • getting back together.

  • Argumentative.

  • Sustained.

  • Come on, Ki, just take me

  • back already.

  • Why?

  • Because...

  • We are...

  • You know...

  • Soul mates!

  • How can we know that, though?

  • I mean, really, you're the first

  • boy I’ve ever dated Ted, and I’m the

  • first girl you've ever dated.

  • Ah, that's not true, though.

  • I went out with Jenny

  • freshman year.

  • What?

  • You went out with Jenny?

  • Oh, crap.

  • She meant nothing to me.

  • It was the first week

  • of school.

  • I literally forgot about it.

  • Yeah, me too.

  • We only kissed three times.