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  • I love you, Wade Wilson.

  • We can fight this.

  • You're right.

  • Cancer's only in my liver, lungs, prostate, and brain.

  • All things I can live without.

  • What if I told you we can make you better

  • You're a fighter

  • We can give you abilities most men only dream of.

  • Make you a superhero.

  • Just promise you'll do right by me.

  • So I can do right by someone else.

  • And please don't make the supersuit green or animated!

  • One thing that never survives this place is a sense of humor.

  • Yeah, we'll see about that Posh Spice.

  • Come on! Don't leave me all alone here with less angry Rosie O'Donnell

  • [song]

  • Wait! You may be wondering why the red suit. Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed.

  • This guy's got the right idea.

  • He wore the brown pants

  • Daddy needs to express some rage.

  • Motherfu****

  • ughhh

  • [song]

  • It reeks like old lady pants in here.

  • Sounds like you have a dick in your mouth.

  • ugh motherfu**** you are hard to look at

  • Like a testicle with teeth

  • You look like Freddy Krueger face-fu**** a topographical map of Utah.

  • Exactly!

  • [song]

  • I'm touching myself tonight!

  • [song]

  • You are...haunting. You look like an avocado head had sex with an older avocado

  • Thank you.

I love you, Wade Wilson.

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