Diving into a big pile of girls.

( girls snicker )

Okay, yeah, I've got an apology.

So I have this friend who is a new student this year.

And I convinced her that it would be fun

To mess up regina george's life.

So I had her pretend to be friends with regina,

And then she would come to my house after

And we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff regina said.

And we gave her these candy bar things

That would make her gain weight,

And we turned her best friends against her.

And then-- oh, yeah, cady-- you know my friend cady.

She made out with regina's boyfriend

And then convinced him to break up with her.

Oh, god, and we gave you foot cream instead of face wash.

God! I am so sorry, regina.

Really, I don't know why I did it.

I guess it's probably because

I've got a big lesbian crush on you.

Suck on that!

( ululates )

Girls ( chanting ): Janis! Janis! Janis! Janis!

Cady: Regina!

( door slams )

Regina, wait! I didn't mean for that to happen.

To find out that everyone hates me? I don't care.

Regina, please! Regina, stop!

No! Do you know what everyone says about you?

They say that you're a home-schooled jungle freak,

Who's a less-hot version of me.

Yeah. So don't try to act so innocent.

You can take that fake apology

And shove it right up your hairy--

( screams )

( brakes squeak )

And that's how regina george died.

No, I'm totally kidding. But she did get hurt.

Some girls say they saw her head go all the way around.

But that's just a rumor. Some people swear they saw me

Push her in front of the bus.

That was an even worse rumor.