Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Honey? I found out what was stinking up the shower. A present from me to you. How thoughtful. Put it in there with the others. There's fish everywhere. Look, a pink one. All right, let's leave this stuff right here, OK? Get your bathing suit and we'll go to the lake. No, you go. I just can't seem to relax in filth. We'll all clean up later. Let's go. Someone has to find the toilet seat. - Buck found it on the sun porch. - Sun porch? - It makes you wonder. - No excuses. - What are you doing? - I don't know. - Stop it. - The kids are at the lake. - Chet, what are you doing? - Nothing. Honey, no. We got the house to ourselves. Hello! Oh, no, what happened? I'm sorry. I just don't feel like this. I'm tired, I'm stinky. - Come on. - What are you doing? - We got the house by ourselves. - What about the kids? - They're down the lake. - Don't! - Let's go to the bedroom. - Why? That's the great thing about being in the woods. - What are you feeding me now? - Come on. You can run around naked and you won't run into anybody. - Is that right? - Yes. Really? Do you think it's possible that we could play fashion parade? - I don't want to play. - Why? - You get to wear the good outfits. - I'll let you wear them. - You will? - You will be Shelana. - Shelana, the oak tree woman. - I love being the oak tree woman! - Temptress of the woods. - Yes! And I will be Burt. A guy named Burt. I love it when you're Burt. You're always so manly. Or I could be Smokey's cousin Horny. - He has endurance too. - Yes, he does. Anybody home? Shelana the woods temptress with Horny the bear, Smokey's cousin? OK. OK. - Turn that off. - Oh, yeah! No, Chester, you said it. Do it on the floor! Beautiful style. That's all right. Role-playing helps in a marriage after a while. Turn the damn thing off.