inside of which is a boy, actually it's hot water.

Motherhood!

Who doesn't want to have a baby?

He hates looking at me.

I prefer dogs over babies.

I think the hardest part about being a mom,

is loving the thing

that's ruining your life unconditionally.

(baby crying)

And for us as four guys, there's no way for us

to truly understand what it's like.

Ow! Oh! Ah!

But we're gonna try.

This isn't how much babies really weight, is it?

How heavy is this?

How much weight should we put into our pregnancy bellies?

About 25-30 lbs, but remember that's at the end, at term.

What are these, are these the baby's balls?

Probably more likely to simulate

a baby just pushing into your organs.

This already hurts.

Every time, a woman talks about a baby kicking,

it's like a magical thing, but does it hurt?

Oh! (laughing)

It feels like a punch or a kick,

and you get a few jolts every now and then.

It feels like I'm a marine suiting up for battle.

I can't keep my hands off my body.

Oh, ow!

Already, I'm feeling a strain on my lower back.

Strong back, strong baby.

I'm already tired.

I'm out of breath from wearing it and talking.

It's warm.

Oh Lord, this heat!

The warm sack is just heating

up my entire body temperature.

The baby's heavier, it's pressing on things.

You have cellulite, stretchmarks and you're big.

It's harder to move around.

It's hard to sleep.

Varicose veins and you get hemorrhoids.

What are some of the positives?

The baby.

How much pizza do I get to eat?

Even though this is very uncomfortable,

I think baby's are a beautiful thing.

It's nice to know that your body wants to destroy you.

I can't imagine doing anything in this.

Like all I wanna do is just sit down.

It's a big shift.

Your center of gravity has changed.

So you suddenly have all this mass in the front.

Pregnant woman sleep on their sides?

I'm going to roll on this side.

Nope!

Oh, this is awful!

Those little balls are digging into my ribs.

Not my balls, the balls in the bag.

Not my bag, the bag on my stomach.

Let's see if I can get out of bed.

How do they do it?

Isn't the point of lying down, supposed to be to relax?

I don't know how a mom-to-be gets any rest.

That was the most painful thing I've done today.

Getting dressed is a lot harder.

Definitely before I came here,

I probably put on like four different dresses,

and I was like, "Nope, doesn't fit."

I keep getting trapped in everything I put on.

I underestimated how big this belly was.

My boobs look amazing though!

I feel like the worst thing would be

having to buy another wardrobe,

because all of your clothes wouldn't fit you.

Does it make my butt look good?

What am I doing wrong?

Why are you laughing at me?

Simply 15 minutes,

at eight or nine months pregnant has been a disaster

My mom, she was pregnant with three kids,

and every time, she still wore high heels.

I couldn't see my feet or my crotch that well,

so adjusting my pants was kinda difficult.

I understand now, that being a pregnant lady's

super hard, can we stop?

No we're not.

But you can see my balls in this.

I think it's nice to empathize

with a pregnant woman, but it really is

a complete physiologic change.

Not only just how you feel physically,

'cause it hurts, but mentally.

I have to go!

Number one or number two?

You should go in that side.

You know I'm just going to hold it.

As I entered from my first

to my second trimester, there was

this deep demon like hunger inside of me.

I'm going to McDonald's.

How come?

(beep). This is why.

Two orders of Chicken McNuggets.

You only need 300 calories extra a day.

(beep) it, I want 20 pieces.

Careful with weight gain.

We really encourage exercise.

It's 91 degrees outside and I'm miserable.

Nailed it.

Once I'm down here, I can't get back up.

A stronger core will help support the uterus,

and will help with back pain.

Go back, go back, go back.

No! It hurts. Then go back.

Yoga, crunches.

I'm in severe pain. - Inhale.

Balance. Graceful.

What's that feel like?

It's bouncing all over the place.

Pregnant Yoga! I'm not having a good time.

Just to have to make that big adjustment,

it's not my life anymore, it's our life.

I can't imagine having to deal with this

for over nine months.

I think I understood this maternal protectiveness,

because I am dealing with so much (beep).

if anybody tries to (beep) with me, how (beep) dare you.

Yeah, but this is just the beginning.

We haven't even had the baby yet.

It only lasts

for a certain amount of time.

It really is a beautiful thing, and it's gonna make you

appreciate your body so much more.

I've had like such a hard day,