Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Protectin' the red, white, and blue And even some non-Americans too God bless them Redneck Avengers Previously on Redneck Avengers I heard your sister made out with Lee Murphy under the bridge Guys, these nachos are spicy I can't stand it Look at my pajamas, they're fancy Well, mine are leather The people at my school wanna do stuff like ice sculpting Ohh Dang it, Percy! I don't feel good I told you, it was them donuts It was too many Listen, you got your sweat on my knife And now I want you to have it and WHY AREN'T YOU LOOKING AT ME?! I don't want your dang knife! Quit your fussing, I'm tryin' to help you! RYEAHHAHHH Percy? Ewww [spit] Why didn't that taste right? Don't you like pig? I do, but if that's pig, I'm a baboon. Hey, you said it. Not me Get up here and listen to me I need to go poop Hmm-mmm You can't Haha, big guy! HEY! You have been texting Rachel adorable emojis and it's creepy! Call Violet Hey, guess what? [burp] Did you burp in my face again? Nuh-uh Hmmm, okay Try to figure out what voice I'm doing: Use the force, Han. Mmmmm Ah, Yoda I think. That's cute You're a weirdo Trisha, I think I'm in love Say what? And even though you and me are family Who says that we can't be together? I SAY She likes you? Yeah You seen her tattoo? Yep You got a kazoo? Yeah Man, this is crappy Oh yeah? Well, then when are you gonna eat your carrots? Well, no man, I WANNA eat 'em, but Like see what happened, man, she got into my stash She breaks into my room and stuff, I mean she - Do, do, do, dooo Eat your supper, okay? It was just this one time, Bob. Hey, you seen my beef jerky? I did not use it! I might have borrowed it for its flavor Listen mang I didn't step on your dang glow-sticks Hey, do you get your grandma to lift weights? She's kinda small It sounds like you're disappointed Cuz she's disappointing Ok, grandmas can't DO things like that You really want her legs to be impressive? I mean, she's basically spaghetti Blll-lobba-doppa-dobba That's how you sound You know, I ain't supposed to be in here See, my daddy doesn't want me to flirt with you But I want to Well, is that right? So we should go to the old bridge and get to know each other Yeah, well, what about little Buddy Sweeney? Mm-mmm. He and I squabble now Well I guess so Since you ran over his horse Oh yes, darlin' Little Buddy told me everything Like how you like your chicken strip on the under side of the bread? What are you thinking?! You gonna run to Piggly Wiggly Cuz you gonna get me some Skittles Cigarettes And a big pouch of Big League Chew On the next Redneck Avengers Hey, what you guy's doing out here? Probably just more hide-and-go-seek I wish I woulda known Nahh, you can't seek worth a dang You remember why I love you? My donkey feet? That's right And your Beanie Baby collection Hold this for me? Little boy, this ain't even one of them books I wanna read Then you should burn it, I guess Yeahh, now I might have to pick you up and spit all on your forehead Of course, I'm drinking I'm bored, Hank No, I don't have my bestest wig on I know something about Jeb Don't tell 'em why I wanna buy a coffin! Protectin' the red, white, and blue And even some non-Americans too God bless them Redneck Avengers
B2 US red white burp percy god bless bless pig "REDNECK AVENGERS: TULSA NIGHTS" — A Bad Lip Reading of Marvel's The Avengers 16492 576 Wendy posted on 2015/05/28 More Share Save Report Video vocabulary