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  • - But here's what's good about 30

  • is that you drink through your mouth

  • instead of pouring alcohol into a funnel into your butt.

  • (laughter)

  • That's the new craze.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - I don't consider 30 old, per say,

  • I consider it on the way up.

  • - 30 is midlife crisis and then you find yourself.

  • - When I hear the age 30 I think of better,

  • you know, more wisdom.

  • - I don't, I don't want to be 30.

  • - It seems old, it does. - 30 seems old.

  • - It does.

  • - I know. (cries)

  • - It's okay.

  • That's the scary part, is that you go to bed 29,

  • you wake up 30 and it's the same life.

  • - Everyone said midlife crises, that's not...

  • - Yeah, that's the weird ones.

  • - It's funny, what they don't realize is

  • that the quarter-life crisis I feel like

  • is actually pretty true.

  • You get out of college and then you're like. . .

  • - [Man] What am I doing with my life.

  • - [Woman] "oh shit."

  • - I think the quarter-life crisis is just

  • you have to pay rent.

  • - Parties will be irrelevant because I'll be too old.

  • - The parties will be ending early.

  • - Parties will be boring.

  • 30-year-olds just drink wine

  • and let's have a night watching SVU.

  • - Parties at 30 actually get a lot better.

  • - Yeah

  • - Because the parties that you're going to now

  • are just loud music and skunk beer.

  • - Oh, and sweat

  • - And sweat. - And shame.

  • - Maybe this is good or bad but I still host

  • a lot of parties that go 'till 4 am.

  • - Where did you get that we all drink wine all the time?

  • - I've had wine before.

  • - Wine will become your best friend in your thirties

  • if maybe ditched the boxed wine.

  • - When you leave the party's over.

  • So it doesn't really matter what time it is.

  • - When I leave.

  • - Hopefully boys will be men by the time they're 30.

  • (laughter)

  • That's gonna be the best, or not.

  • I mean, maybe they need to be, like, 35, I don't know.

  • - I feel like by the time I turn 30 I really wouldn't care

  • what people think, at all.

  • - Depending on how cool my twenties are,

  • maybe I'll be married.

  • - But nobody will know that I am 30, when I'm 30.

  • Everyone's gonna think I'm still 29.

  • - Like right now I'm still kind of in that teenage mindset

  • where I feel that everyone's criticizing me

  • - But when I'm 30, I just wanna live.

  • - We'll be the wine-night 30-year-olds who are like,

  • "Ugh, those 20-year-olds don't know what they're doing."

  • - Uh-huh, but they sure are hot.

  • (laughter)

  • - The only thing that I've learned from 20 to 30

  • is that I don't know anything.

  • Once you realize that you don't know shit,

  • - Then you know shit. - Then you know shit.

  • - Yeah, you definitely come into your own

  • and you feel so much more comfortable just being yourself.

  • - If you think that women are gonna get better by the time

  • they're 30, just wait 'till you have a 40-year-old.

  • - The answer is you're not gonna be where you think you are.

  • - Yeah. Totes. - Deep.

  • (laughter)

  • - [voiceover] There's one last thing I'd like to say:

  • fireball is-- - [ Man in hat] Delicious.

  • - [Man with beard] Awful. - [Man in hat] Oh.

  • - None of these fools know what the f*** they're talking about.

- But here's what's good about 30

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