and I am here with the one and the only, the lovely

- Joseph Sugg

- Where can people find you on YouTube?

- You can find me on ThatcherJoe, just type that in.

- Go and subscribe, leave him nasty comments

cause he's the fucking worst.

Y'all know that I fucking love everything in British,

but then I'm over here and I'm like,

I don't fucking know anything y'all are talking about.

So Joe was like, "let's just have a little moment.

"I'm going to teach you everything."

So we thought why not share it with you guys as it happens?

I'm a little nervous.

- I'm going to show you the finest in British cuisine.

- I'm so "rettie."

- Rettie? I'm so ready.

- I am so "rettie."

- It's a "d", ready.

- [Tyler] Red D - That's it.

- I'm ready.

- But Tyler, I don't think we're ready.

- Well Joe, what should we do?

- Let's get changed together.

- OK.

- Oh, I look so good.

- So British.

- So "bri-ish"

- Try and roll your "r,' Brrr-itish"

- Brr-itish. (laughing)

Nailed it!

- First of all do you actually know

whereabouts in Britain we actually are right now?

- Oy vey, I literally have no clue.

- Where is Scotland?

- Scotland!

- Well, that's not even on the map.

- You pointed up here earlier, so over here.

- Yeah, I'll give you that. Where's Wales?

Think about it.

- Here?

No,(laughing) like I don't know.

- There? Yeah, well, we'll give you that.[Tyler]-Right? -It's there.

- Well, I meant, my hand slipped.

- Whereabouts is London?

- Yeah, we'll give you that. - [Tyler] Here it is.

- Yeah let's do one more, where's Cornwall?

- Wait, really?

- That's not Cornwall. - [Tyler] Right here?

- That's Ireland, the Republic of Ireland.

- That's what I meant, yeah, I was giving a little shout out

to the Irish people.

That's what I meant.

- OK, well you are pretty sure at that.

- Got it. You have such a spread over here.

- We've got a good spread, yeah, you're right.

Now this, this is the drink-- - [Tyler] It's big--

- Yeah, I know it's big,.

- This is the drink

traditionally found in Scottish highlands.

- We found it in a grocery store, give it to me.

- Yeah, can you actually pronounce what it's called?

- "Eern breer."

- That's actually not too bad.

- That was my Scottish impression.

- [Joseph] Irn Bru. - I-un-breh?

- Irn bru, bru.

(laughing)

- "bluh"

- [Joseph] Irn bru. - In my tea cup.

- Bottom's up! As one would say.

- That would mean something very different with my people.

- That's good, delicious, it's like orange soda.

- Is this diet?

- Oh no, it's not, I'm sorry.

- This drink is pretty much found everywhere in England.

This is very, very cheap and very, very strong.

It's like 9%. - [Tyler] Is it alcohol?

- [Joseph] Yeah. - Give it to me.

I feel like the classiest bitch.

- Right. (singing) ♫ We like to drink with Tyler

♫ 'cause Tyler is our mate

♫ and when we drink with Tyler

♫ what you get is start at eight,

♫ seven, six, five, Yay! ♫

(cheering)

- [Tyler] That's good. - How's that?

- I could literally drink the rest of that, I love beer.

- [Tyler] Is it beer? - The strongest beer ever.

It's like drinking cardboard. - [Tyler] Mmm.

- [Joseph] Scampi? - Scampi's shrimp

- Is it? II don't even know what it is.

- Right?

(gagging)

- That smells like the dirtiest ass hole.

- It looks like it, too.

- What kind of ass holes do you hang out with?

Three, two, one.

It's not bad. - [Joseph] No, it's not bad.

- It smells 10 times worse than it tastes.

- Yeah.

- Pork Scratchings

- It smells like dog food, and I've eaten dog food.

- [Joseph] Ah, look at that. - That's not Tyler-- no

No! (squealing)

- Careful you don't break your teeth as well.

I've broken my teeth before

- (loud belch) Bad beer. - Oh, Jesus.

- Three, two, one.

- Oh my god, no I don't like that one bit.

It's like I'm chewing sand.

Smell my fingers.

- Uh, Jesus.

- That's not the Pork Cracklings. (laughing)

- Have you had Digestive Biscuits before?

- What? (laughing) no.

- Ever had a Digestive?

- That sounds like a medication of some sort.

I'm ready for that.

- Tells me drunk buying this, doesn't it.

Shall we have a race, see who can eat it fastest?

- Oh, I'll fuck your shit up.

- Three, two, one, go.

- (mumbles) What in the world?

- (mumbles) It's so dry. It's so dry.

(laughing)

- What? Does it look gross?

- [Both] Rainbow Drops.

(laughing) Yum.

- Next up we've got Flumps. - [Tyler] Of course.

- Remember these? - [Tyler] No.

Oh, is this all?

- You got that in your throat hole?

- Ah, it's a bloody marshmallow.

- It's a bloody marshmallow.

(Joseph mumbling)

- I have no clue what you just said.

- How do you know I said anything?

(Tyler mumbling)

(repeated mumbled sentence)

- We've got Sherbet Dip Dabs.

- [Tyler] Hey. - You have sherbet in your--

- Sherbet, yeah.

- It's like cocaine for children.

(belch) Have some of that.

- No. (laughing) No!

- Marmite, ever try Marmite before?

- I don't think so.

No, you don't need that much.

- Yeah you do. - [Taylor] No you don't.

- 'Cause people always put not enough on and gah.

- You're, no, you're fucking with me.

You don't need that much.

- Yeah, you honestly do.

Three, two, one, eat.

Wuzzah.

- I think-- - See it's nice.

- No, no, no.

- With your fish and chips you always have mushy peas.

It smells like sewage.

- And you want me to eat it?

Count me down you fuck.

- Five, four, three, two, one, consume.

(laughing)

Good lad. Good lad.

- That's not bad. - [Joseph] See.

- That looks like fucking cat food.

- [Joseph] It's pate. - It's a par-tay with a pate.

That is cat food

and you're a fucking bitch. - [Tyler] It's pate.

- If it tastes like cat food

I'm going to shit down your throat.

- It's pate.

Five, four, three, two, one, consume.

(Joseph quacking)

- It just tastes like meat.

Is this cat food?