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  • - I want a breakfast sandwich right now.

  • (upbeat dance music)

  • - Jack in the Box has the best breakfast.

  • - McDonald's.

  • - McDonald's all day, every day.

  • - Everything is nicely layered,

  • and clearly processed.

  • - This is like a breakfast sandwich

  • you get in middle school.

  • - This croissant is on point.

  • - That's a good breakfast sandwich.

  • - Everything's got the right textures,

  • but the flavor's just not there.

  • - This one looks like the eggs are so fake.

  • - Is this steak sausage?

  • This sausage is amazing.

  • - This is too much bread.

  • I don't appreciate this.

  • - Oh, I'm lovin' this.

  • Every bite I take is better than the last one.

  • - This one has to be McDonald's.

  • - That one's McDonald's.

  • - Mm,mm,mm, mm.

  • - It smells like alcohol and pancakes.

  • - Nope, never mind, it's not McDonald's.

  • - Not McDonald's.

  • - Uh-uh.

  • - Good presentation.

  • - I don't wanna look at the meat.

  • - There's very little cheese.

  • - There's no cheese.

  • - No, that's the worst one yet.

  • - Yeah.

  • - This is the worst smelling one by far.

  • - Yeah, this smells like McDonald's.

  • - This cheese, it just looks like Frankenstein cheese.

  • It looks orange.

  • - McDonald's is symmetrical.

  • You can tell McDonald's cuz it's like very

  • clearly made by machines.

  • - It's not great.

  • It's pretty good.

  • - This tastes like America.

  • - If this is McDonald's

  • I'm really disappointed in McDonald's.

  • - Yeah, this would only be like if I was free,

  • and if there wasn't a banana around.

  • - Oh my gosh.

  • - They're not skimping on the bread.

  • That's for sure. - [man on right] No.

  • - Why is this sausage so dark?

  • - Oh my God, squeeze it.

  • - Yeah, this biscuit feels great.

  • - It tastes home made.

  • It tastes like my grandma's biscuits.

  • - Bread's drowning out the rest of this.

  • - If they fix their bun to meat ratio

  • you've got a winner.

  • - Everything came off clean

  • except for the cheese left a little bit of residue.

  • (laughter)

  • - This egg looks real real.

  • - Look like it was made on a griddle.

  • - Everything has butter in it.

  • It's amazing.

  • - This is good.

  • It's really like the most mild in flavor.

  • - I don't like the egg,

  • but it's so easy to just whip it off,

  • and throw it out the window.

  • - This has to be McDonald's.

  • It has to be.

  • - Overall I choose this one. (bell ring)

  • (bell ring)

  • - Jack in the box. (bell ring)

  • - It's delicious.

  • - Yeah, Jack in the Box is so good.

  • - That one (bell ring) is still my favorite.

  • - This one (bell ring) was my favorite.

  • It was so good y'all.

  • Who's this?

  • - [Voiceover] Jack in the Box.

  • - Ahh.

  • - So that was Jack in the Box.

  • - I knew it.

  • I called it from the beginning.

  • This is like Ryan Gosling, and this is George Clooney.

  • This one's just like a little bit more like sophisticated.

  • It's a lot better.

  • - What's this one?

  • - That's just--

  • (laughter)

  • - That's Pee Wee Herman right there.

- I want a breakfast sandwich right now.

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