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  • Hmm, I think I could totally rock a Mohawk.

  • I don't wanna get out of the shower.

  • Holy shit! A whole clump of my hair just came out.

  • How am I not bald yet?

  • One day we're just going to not exist.

  • Oprah is just gonna not exist one day.

  • I wonder how many naked people have stood where I'm standing?

  • Holy shit! What if people have had sex in this shower?

  • I still have 10 years of student loans to pay off.

  • Wait, did I pay them this month?

  • Wait, which one of these is my loofa?

  • This is how we do it!

  • I could totally be a singer, that wasn't that hard.

  • Shit I thought...

  • Did I get a red one? I had a pink one before.

  • Why is blade the thing that's bad for you?

  • The blue one, the blue one is definitely mine.

  • What is Shea Butter?

  • Why am I putting things on my body that I don't know what they are.

  • Am I just a drone?

  • Is soap from the government?

  • What if Mary Kate and Ashley are secretly the same person?

  • That's not impossible...

  • Oh my god.

  • What is Beyonce doing right now?

  • What if she's showering too?

  • I bet you Beyonce only showers under waterfalls.

  • Hmm, wait how long have I been in here?

  • Sarah?

  • Can you bring my towel?

  • Sara?

Hmm, I think I could totally rock a Mohawk.

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