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Hmm, I think I could totally rock a Mohawk.
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I don't wanna get out of the shower.
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Holy shit! A whole clump of my hair just came out.
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How am I not bald yet?
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One day we're just going to not exist.
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Oprah is just gonna not exist one day.
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I wonder how many naked people have stood where I'm standing?
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Holy shit! What if people have had sex in this shower?
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I still have 10 years of student loans to pay off.
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Wait, did I pay them this month?
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Wait, which one of these is my loofa?
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This is how we do it!
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I could totally be a singer, that wasn't that hard.
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Shit I thought...
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Did I get a red one? I had a pink one before.
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Why is blade the thing that's bad for you?
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The blue one, the blue one is definitely mine.
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What is Shea Butter?
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Why am I putting things on my body that I don't know what they are.
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Am I just a drone?
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Is soap from the government?
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What if Mary Kate and Ashley are secretly the same person?
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That's not impossible...
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Oh my god.
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What is Beyonce doing right now?
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What if she's showering too?
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I bet you Beyonce only showers under waterfalls.
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Hmm, wait how long have I been in here?
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Sarah?
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Can you bring my towel?
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Sara?