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  • - Poop, poop for me, poop for daddy, uugghh poop.

  • Oh god, he peed, he peed, he must have peed.

  • Oh he peed, he peed, he peed, he peed.

  • Pesto? Pesto, did you pee?

  • (blows)

  • Eat the food so you don't eat my food later.

  • Ehh!

  • Ehh!

  • Stop eating grass.

  • Why are you eating grass, are you a cow?

  • See, yummy yummy, mmm-- Eww.

  • Look at me, look at me, look at me (camera click)

  • You're not looking at me.

  • Oh, where'd you go? (laughs)

  • Yah, oh my god hold, hold (camera click)

  • Pesto, drop it, drop it, drop it Pesto.

  • Sit, sit, sit.

  • Oh my god who's the smartest puppy in the world?

  • (snore) Pesto I said 5 minutes.

  • (squeak)

  • (squeak)

  • (squeak)

  • (gibberish) - Hello, hi.

  • - Good job.

  • Come on, let's go.

  • Cha cha cha cha cha woo!

  • You chew this, not this.

  • This is really bad, I'm so mad at you.

  • Hey you are not listening to me.

  • Sit-- Oww! I'm gonna...

  • Your dog is so cute.

  • - No, your dog is the cutest puppy.

  • Come here.

  • - See you later.

  • - No one's cuter than you.

  • Raaaah, I gotcha.

  • (singing) Pesto, stop,

  • No don't eat it, don't eat it, oh god...

  • Can bacon kill my dog?

  • Oh my god I'm so sorry, sorry, sorry.

  • Milk, cheese, onions, garlic...

  • No pull your leash that way.

  • I knew it you couldn't eat the bacon.

  • We're not buying any more of that shit, are we?

  • Magical bath time.

  • Nope, nope, come on come back.

  • Here' we go-- Pesto, Pesto, come back.

  • See see see, trust me it feels good.

  • It's not a problem at all.

  • (snore)

  • (yawn)

  • Aww Pesto look, look at the puppies.

  • Hmm, maybe I should get another dog?

  • What do you think, Pesto?

  • Do you want a little brother?

  • Do you want a sister?

  • This is some sick form of revenge, isn't it?

  • - I don't really like dogs I'm more of a cat person.

  • - Cool, umm, I'll call you.

  • - You don't have my number.

- Poop, poop for me, poop for daddy, uugghh poop.

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    曲璿 posted on 2015/01/29
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