Name: Meanwhile... Push 2 For Spanish | A Very Brady Landmark | New Subway Ads
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Give it up for Louis Cato and the great, big Joy Machine.

Folks, if you watch the show, you know I spend most Hamburg parsley turnip, alta sweet rutabaga,

and carrots with roasted garlic before mashing with Lascaux's Brackens butter and Arlo Côte heavy cream and freshly grated nutmeg to make the balanced and hearty Swedish råtmost.

But sometimes, sometimes, folks, I, uh sometimes I startle a raccoon into hawking up its partially chewed watermelon rind into a discarded tuna can filled with drain water and dine out on the puddle chud of news.

That's the only that's the only award I ever need is Meanwhile.

Meanwhile, in Washington State, in the past few months, callers to Washington's Department of Licensing who have requested service in Spanish have instead heard an AI voice speaking English in a strong Spanish accent.

You push 2 for Spanish, and this is what you got.

Thank you for calling the Department of Licensing Customer Support Center.

For assistance with scheduling a driver licensing office appointment.

Meanwhile, the German woman who holds the Guinness World Record for the largest collection of Barbies earned a second title by identifying all the dolls while blindfolded.

Meanwhile, the Brady Bunch House has officially been declared an historic landmark.

I mean, the Brady Bunch is truly an authentic television time capsule of our culture, because if you made a show these days with that many step-siblings, it would be porn.

Meanwhile, there's big primate news because researchers in Spain gave quartz and calcite to chimpanzees,

and it turns out the chimps are really into crystals.

All this time we thought of chimps as our primate cousins,

but they're more like our primate aunt who lives in New Mexico.

Meanwhile, in June, the New York Subway system will decide whether to play ads in subways that they're calling station audio advertisements.

Uh, we actually have audio no, we actually have audio of one of the new ads.

And listen, you I guarantee you you will hear them, because the MTA says the ads will play at 75 decibels, which is roughly the same volume as a vacuum cleaner or chamber music in a small auditorium.

Now, it turns out that the people offering that measurement, the researchers, are from Yale University.

Chamber music in a small auditorium is the most Yale way to measure sound I have ever heard.

Why, that's the volume of six Wiffem poofs in distress.

Yes, I suppose you could measure sound in power tools.

We are poor little lambs who have lost our way.

But these ads may end up being even louder, because the last time the MTA did this was a few years ago when they played ads for The Lion King, which they promised would only be 78 decibels,

but ended up playing at a staggering 99 decibels, which is louder than a blender.

Okay, I think they were just honoring that scene from the movie.

We'll be right back with Michelle Pfeiffer.

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