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  • From a production company that sounds like they make porn

  • comes a film with the same production value as a porn.

  • In the low budget hit that transformed the horror genre

  • into straight up torture porn.

  • Saw.

  • See Saw, a great idea for a student short film that somehow got

  • stretched into 6 feature length sequels,

  • two videogames,

  • and one super fun rollercoaster!

  • When two strangers wake up in your typical Taco Bell bathroom

  • the only way out is to patiently use the various saws,

  • slabs,

  • and guns to weaken their chains until they' re able to break free.

  • But instead of the obvious, prepare for 100 minutes of

  • reminiscing,

  • "I don't remember how I got here."

  • playing catch,

  • and dramatically reaching for stuff.

  • "My family needs me!"

  • Almost...have another...idea...

  • Nope!

  • Tremble before the Jigsaw killer,

  • a psychopath who combines the traps of Wile E. Coyote

  • with the terrifying puppetry of Jeff Dunham.

  • "Hello, Amanda. I want to play a game."

  • Come, saw, and conquer the first in a long line of cheaply made gornos, featuring

  • the claustrophobia of being trapped in a room

  • because there wasn't the budget for more locations,

  • the panic of the fast-paced editing

  • because there wasn't the budget for better effects,

  • and the cringe-factor of watching the movie' s screenwriter try to act

  • "You could be the one who put me in this room!"

  • "The same thing happened to me, see!"

  • "Lawrence, calm down! There must be a way out of this!"

  • because there wasn't the budget for professional actors.

  • So settle in for the one that started it all,

  • full of cool, well thought out traps

  • that the sequels turn into complete parodies of themselves.

  • "You must press both buttons at once in the box before you. However, in doing so, you

  • will give a sacrifice of your own. Two can live, four will die --"

  • Ugh, what the f*** is this guy talking about?

  • And horrific violence happening off-screen

  • that the sequels turn into the star of the franchise.

  • Who watches this stuff?!

  • Go to starring, go to starring!

  • Starring...

  • Kristen Bell

  • Robin Hood: Man in Chain

  • Dental Plan (Lisa Needs Braces)

  • Awesome Mix, Vol. 1

  • Rush Hour

  • This Guy

  • The Bad Guy From Lost

  • I Think She's On Parenthood?

  • Filth

  • and Cher

  • Saw 1: You've Saw Them All

  • Hey, at least it's not a found footage movie!

From a production company that sounds like they make porn

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