Name: Domingo Cold Open - SNL
Uploaded: 2026-03-26T05:24:26.000Z
Duration: 5 min 59 s
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This means so much to me, especially with everything going on in the world: government shutdown, AI.

but the fact that my beautiful wife put this all together for me means a lot.

Hey, Matt, looks like some special guests just arrived.

For those of you who I haven't met, I'm Kelsey's childhood bestie,

Although I unfortunately didn't graduate because I realized that hours are, like, super long and I don't like helping people.

Anyway, even though I didn't earn my RN degree, I got my BFF degree because I met Kelsey's besties, a.k.a.

Ah, it's my birthday, but your friends are giving a speech.

Last month, Kelsey asked us to go on a trip with her so she could find the most magical birthday present for Matthew.

They say Disney's the most magical place on Earth,

but we're banned from there, so we went to Nashville!

Our Kelsey called us because she wanted to find a really good gift for Matthew.

Wow, you ladies sure love traveling together.

She said this trip was meant to be just about a gift for Matt, and

not about seeing the one guy she was thinking of.

But I needed to focus on getting you an awesome gift.

Kell sat alone in the hotel, said, "I don't really feel well." Wanted to be alone.

When we got home, we pulled back all of the covers and we saw that there was just a bunch of pillows.

They said she left in a bikini about four hours ago.

and she only chose to bring her Berna phone one night with Domingo.

Well, you could have come on the trip, babe.

No, I couldn't have because I was in Albany attending a self-worth seminar.

Like, did someone say "Ever Could Deborah"?

Okay, babe, I promise this next song will not be about Domingo.

There's a man with a gold tee and a gold chain at the bar.

Kelsey tells him, "I got a Brazilian in a hole that you'd be hard." You got a Brazilian for Domingo?

We went to the great old upper Domingo play guitar.

Kelsey had tears in her eyes, said, "As a lover, Matt is subpar." D-O-M-I-N-G-O, Domingo.

I saw him in Nashville, but babe, I promise, Domingo's in the past.

Kelsey, the night we spent together in Nashville was anything but ordinary.

I know that you took a bow, but I am so well endowed.

I come in and out of your life because I respect that you are a white.

Okay, first of all, this is not in any of your vocal ranges.

Also, whatever happened to that 2,000 in cash?

Oh, I got a very expensive Brazilian as well.

I may be the love of your life, but I respect that you are a white.