Name: Sona’s Dad Told Her To “Tone It Down” On The Podcast | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
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Sona, you, um, you said that you heard from your father?

Last night he called you and he was unhappy what happened?

He saw a clip online and he got angry about something I said.

And, you know, my parents are, you know, they're traditional people.

No, but you know what, Sona, you're a modern woman of the world.

You've been here, you've been there, you've been to Porter Square, you have been, you've seen it all, some say you've done it all.

And your father was born in a very small village.

This was in, in Turkey, what used to be Armenia, thank you very much.

But yeah, he was born in Turkey and he, um, was in a small village, immigrated here.

And I say a lot of things on this podcast that are not traditional things.

And so yesterday he texted me and he's like, "I can't believe you talk like that on the, on the podcast." And he said, "You, you, you're a mother, you have kids." Like he, he went on for,

and I was like, "Oh my God, my dad's actually upset." Yeah.

But I couldn't think of which clip he would have been upset about.

I say jizz so many times on this podcast.

I talk about vaginas, I talk about like heated rivalry all the time.

I couldn't, I was like telling Teca, I was like, "Did I, is there one thing that was egregious?" It's like saying to Santa Claus, "Thanks for the gift." And Santa's like, "What?" You know what I mean?

And then he's gotta think about the 55 billion gifts he's given out.

But you are, yeah, you're the Santa Claus of filth.

You're just constantly, it's butts, it's buns, uh, you know, you, you love it.

No, I was just like, I, I really needed to figure out which thing upset him.

So I said, "Which clip?" And then he said me, I appeared on my friend Rick's podcast.

And he, I was on his podcast and he, we released a clip, not even from this one.

So I'm like, clearly he never watches this podcast.

I said the, I said the word fuck like twice.

Because I saw some of you with Rick and it was very tame compared to what you do every day here.

Now let me paint a picture for the people listening.

Your father, uh, is, uh, very distinguished, very handsome.

I knew when you were going to the mustache.

Does he not look like, he looks a lot like the guy who carves Pinocchio, Geppetto.

Have you ever noticed that your brother has hinges where his joints should be?

And does your, remember when you were growing up, your brother would say, "I wish I could be a real boy"?

I'm saying your father carved your brother.

Um, and I do hope that someday Danny becomes a real boy.

I'm fine with my dad you saying these things 'cause my dad does not watch this podcast, obviously.

'Cause how can he not be mad about the thousands of things I've said on this podcast?

You are, uh, you are just, uh, I'm thinking of like a sprinkler shooting water.

You're a sprinkler that just shoots filth, but you get filth on every single part of the lawn.

You know, the lawn is, is saturated with filth.

Why are you acting like you're an innocent guy?

Which one of us has a voice for their penis?

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