Name: Trump: I'll Bomb Iran "Just For Fun" | Hegseth Wants A Patriotic Press | Dig We Must?
Uploaded: 2026-03-22T17:08:28.000Z
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I'm gonna start tonight with something fun and light.

I know we usually start by talking about the stuff that we all worry about and not to worry.

Our friend Conan o' Brien was just as sexy as ever, However you rank him sexually.

It was a big night for director Paul Thomas Anderson, who took home best director, best adapted screenplay, and

All those awards for one battle after another, which I believe is the dramatic portrayal of a man trying to cancel his Disney Hulu Bundle.

Another big winner was Michael B. Jordan, who got best actor for his incredible performance.

I'm starting to think this guy could be the Michael Jordan of acting.

One big Ryan Coogler for best original screenplay and Jessie Buckley, who won best actress for her role in Hamnet.

She is the first Irish woman to win the category.

It was very nice of Ireland to do that, obviously.

I have no idea what that joke means if anybody asks.

Now, back in Ireland, Jessie Buckley's family celebrated her win from their century old family pub.

Usually to make Irish people that happy, you have to tell them that Prince Andrew got arrested.

There was one unexpected twist when this happened in the live action short film category.

They'll come up, accept their award, and then I'll come back and name another winner, and

It's so much more civilized than the last time there was a tie in 1969 when the Academy made Katharine Hepburn and Barbra Streisand jump for it.

I would not go up against Katharine Hepburn.

Okay, remember when I said the worry part would come later?

We're here because we are hey, man, I don't make the news.

We're in week three of Donald Trump's not a war to end all wars.

The military has done everything he's asked of them.

So after 17 days, the Strait of Hormuz remains blocked.

Which brings us to tonight's edition of Hormuz News.

With the strait blocked, oil prices have risen more than 40% since the start of the war.

And in the U.S. gasoline prices have jumped more than 65 cents per gallon.

It's so bad that we here in New York, on the pump, on the handles, they're now labeled 87, 89.

And hey, we got a freaking billionaire over here.

Trump is clearly frustrated with all this.

On Friday, he ordered strikes against Iran's main oil port, Kharg island, which is also the pirate version of Love Island.

Shortly after the attack, Trump announced on social media that the US had totally obliterated every military target in Iran's crown jewel, Cog Island.

For reasons of decency, I have chosen not to wipe out the oil infrastructure on the island.

I would never harm a single drop of innocent young oil.

The decency did not last long because Trump later told reporters that he may order more strikes on Carg island just for fun.

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