Name: Meanwhile... Middle Earth Weather Report | Clooney's Near-Beer | Why Cats Land On Their Feet
Uploaded: 2026-03-14T17:16:43.000Z
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Give it up for Louis Cato and the great big joy machine.

One about our guest tonight, Wanda Sykes, who will be out here in just a few moments.

Brilliant comedian and my old friend, another brilliant comedian, Robert Smigel.

In just a little while, folks, if you watch the show, you know I spend most of my time right over there in the news.

Lamb with sumac and seven spice, pomegranate molasses and toasted pine nuts and dipilabi dumplings simmered in yogurt and mint to make the levantine shishbarak.

But sometimes, just sometimes, folks, after crashing the steampunk pyro bike I stole while tripping balls at Burning Man, I cut up a half eaten Slim Jim into a milk carton baking in the desert sun to make the savory hobo yogurt of news.

Meanwhile, live on stand on the foundation.

Meanwhile, Benito Mussolini's granddaughter will compete on Celebrity Big Brother in Italy.

It is the weirdest combo of dictator's descendant and reality competition since Survivor was won by Brenda Hitler.

Meanwhile, bees can breathe underwater for a week.

Scientists have discovered the conclusions were reached by Rick, who just likes drowning things.

Meanwhile, researchers have solved the mystery of why cats always land on their feet.

That's cool, but Rick would like to answer a different question about cats.

Meanwhile, science has revealed the real weather of the Lord of the Rings.

Meteorologists say they fed Middle Earth's topography and bathymetry into an advanced climate model to explain why the Misty Mountains are so misty.

Okay, people who did this, meet me over on the words I never thought I would live to say.

Cam, you take the Lord of the Rings too seriously.

And the only person who thinks about the one ring more than me is Gollum.

Meanwhile, the head priest of an Episcopal church is accused of stealing baseball cards from Walmart.

Looks like the Episcopalians have a scandal too.

Meanwhile, George Clooney, along with nightlife entrepreneur Randy Gerber and Mike Meldman have launched a new non alcoholic line with a lager and lime flavored beer.

I am so sick of celebrities launching brands just because they have a huge profile.

Meanwhile, scientists have created the world's first tomatoes that smell like buttered popcorn.

Okay, kind of sounds like they had a lab accident they're trying to pass off as a discovery.

We cracked the old tomatoes smelling like buttered popcorn problem.

Also, they're self aware feels and they scream all the time.

Meanwhile, Pokemon and Heinz have teamed up for limited edition Pikachu ketchup bottles.

It's already much more successful than the previous Pokemon brand Collab Squirtle Trojan condoms.