Name: Trump Claims Iran War Will End Soon, Suggests School Bombing Wasn’t U.S. & Hegseth Blows Billions
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Thank you for watching Lady Juliet at our home in beautiful Hollywood, California.

And let me tell you, you picked a good night to turn us on.

You picked a very good night to be here with us.

The most famous carpenter since Dare I See Jesus himself.

I love to see him pop up on the real Air Force One, say, get off my plane.

We are now on day 11 of Java, the Pizza Hut's war on Iran.

Trump said yesterday the war could end very soon, which would be encouraging had he not also told us he'd end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours.

The price of oil and as a result, gasoline has skyrocketed over the past 10 days.

So much so that some of Trump's advisers now want him to declare victory and pull out like he should have done the night Eric was conceived.

Maybe they can go to Kinko's and print up a banner that says mission accomplished, too.

That is basically what he is going to do.

He's going to make a huge mess and walk away like it's the new toilet in the Lincoln bathroom.

Trump claims we are way ahead of schedule on the war.

He's got a schedule, which means it should be over just around the time we see his taxes and the the rest of the Trump Epstein files.

Ironically, this war he launched to distract us from those could turn out to be more damaging to him than the Trump Epstein files themselves.

that would mean he'd have to come up with another distraction from the war.

And if you do need that, Mr. President, I got a good war.

Release the unreleased Trump Epstein files.

Our Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, is trying to calm those concerned about the duration of this war.

He said, I want the American people to understand this is not endless.

And that's straight from the creep in charge of the mission himself.

So Hegseth said today would be the most intense day of strikes on Iran.

I think one of the things that's most troubling about this is how excited Pete Hegseth gets to bomb people.

Like, he would do it even if he wasn't getting paid just for the love of it, just for the hell of it.

But he is getting paid and he's spending a lot of money.

There was a report from a government watchdog group that says Pete Hagseth blew through $93 billion in September of last year alone.

He spent $2 million of taxpayer money on Alaskan king crab.

He spent 6.9 million on lobster tail, $140,000 on donuts, 124,000 on ice cream machines, 26,000 on sushi preparation tables, and

I want you to just put this in your head for a second.

Can you imagine the size of the egg Sean Hannity would lay if a Democrat had spent millions of dollars on lobster tails and sushi preparation tables, he would never walk again.

The President also spent more Pentagon rather on furniture last year than they have over the whole past decade.

But that's because the Vice President humped all their couches into disrepair.

$12,000 on fruit basket stands, which is so funny.

You know, he's been going around saying, we're making the military manly again.

Where is the stand for my basket of fruit?

Yesterday, Iran announced that their new Supreme Leader, who is the son of their old Supreme, Mujtaba Khamenei, who is 56 years old, it's weird that I'm older than the Ayatollah.

I have to say, when he was a freshman at Ayatollah school, I was a junior.

There was a big celebration when this guy was picked.

Thousands of supporters of the regime filled the streets.

But the new Supreme Leader himself is said to be nowhere to be seen.

If I had that job, I'd be nowhere to be seen too.

I mean, by Atolla, I will never see any of you again.

This war is said to be costing us a billion dollars a day, which of course was not a part of the MAGA platform.

And so when Trump's special envoy to the Middle East, Steve Witkoff, was asked if he could explain that to Americans, he couldn't.

What do you say, people, to Steve, Americans who, you know, are struggling, they're worried about higher gas prices, higher grocery prices.

What do you say to them about why this is so critical for the US to be doing what it is doing in Iran right now?

I say to them, Sarah, that if they have children, think about what this world would look like if you didn't have Donald Trump as the president.

Usually we think about it when we're praying.

All the hench monsters are making the rounds on cable trying to sell this war.

We even got a visit from a character from the Trump reverse that we haven't seen for a while.

Trump's favorite former real estate attorney turned now expert on foreign wars, Alina Haba.

And frankly, President Trump should be commended for being the only one with the cahoots, frankly, to go after them, not just for America, but

You know, she used to be a waitress at Cahooters.

But I am sure that was the only nonsensical screw up she made in the interview today.

So the fact that they're trying to spin this into a midterm situation is beyond the pale of ridiculous and frankly, not surprising by them.

But I think if you look at Kamala Harris's.

If you look at polls, Kamala Harris comments of desperation at Reggie Jackson's funeral.