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Oh. Excuse me.
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Sorry.
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(Things Boyfriends Do That Secretly Annoy Their Girlfriends)
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Oh, babe, 《Dear John》 is on!
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I want to see that.
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Oh, it's too girly.
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Oh, 300!
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So how's your day today?
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It's fine.
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OK...
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What did you do yesterday?
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Nothing.
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Oh my Gosh. You look so nice.
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Thank you.
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Think I'm just gonna go like this.
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You know, jeans. Keep it cas' (casual).
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Oh my God. I can't get this to turn on.
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Oh, here. I'll fix it.
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Justin.
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And I broke his ankles.
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Yeah. Then I took a straight to the bucket...
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And I...yeah!
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And I just felt like it sucks.
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'Cuz Elson won't be there for me,
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and I've been there for her. Which, which one is Elson?
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Justin, Elson has long, brown hair.
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You met her last week. I thought that was Amber.
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You just have so many friends.
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Oh, honey, I can fix it.
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No!
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Hey, what kind of food does this place serve?
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Dude, you got to hang on to the ball!
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What are you doing, man?
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Who are you texting?
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Oh, it's Jeannine from work.
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Oh, what are you guys talking about?
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It's work stuff. It's boring. Yeah.
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Ha, ha! She's really funny.
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Uh, you made the reservations, right?
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No, Justin, you're supposed to make the reservation.
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Ah, I forgot.
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Let's just wait.
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That's goal! Oh, oh, oh!
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You know what?
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Whatever, Justin, whatever, OK?
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What's...? What did I even do?
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Just, er, just irritating!
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Is that time of the month?
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Justin.
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It's that time of the month.
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I can fix it!
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Hey, babe.
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I wanna talk to you about what happened last night.
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Oh, oh...(I just feel like...)...wait, wait. 《Dear John》's on.
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Did you just say you want to see this?
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It's 2 more hours. We should just watch the rest of this.
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I'm so excited it'll just be the two of us today.
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Oh, no. Zack is coming, too.
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Yeah, he's downstairs. Let's go!
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So this is Jeannine. I've been telling you about her.
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Hi! Nice to meet you!
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I've heard a lot. She's really cool.
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Yeah, I've heard a lot about you, too!
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Justin is my wusband: my work husband.
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J and J, cause like... Jeannine and...Yeah, I hear it.
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I rap hard, 'cuz it's easy.
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I spit cheese.
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I'm the true MC. I'm on the streets.
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Feel me?
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That's what I hear, babe.
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I think I can be a rapper.