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Denise.
David.
I've already forgotten your name.
Me, too.
[If people were honest at the office]
No, I didn't finish that report, but I did get 160 pages deep on Reddit.
I know I am smarter than you, but I am an intern so I am gonna pretend like I am not.
This is how my boss spoke to me, so that's how I'm gonna speak to you.
Hey, guys.
I am not paying attention to this conference call, but I am interjecting so that you know that I am here.
Dave, I got your e-mail, but I didn't respond because I think you are incredibly stupid.
If this goes right, I am taking all the credits.
If it goes wrong, you're getting all the blame.
Oh, I was just on facebook.
Oh, I was just on Etsy.
Oh, I was just looking at the closest thing I could get to porn.
I am gonna see you more than my girlfriend, so I am probably gonna develop a crush on you.
Can you tell I had two beers with lunch?
That's great.
Can you set up a meeting so you can repeat what you just told me?
Hey, everyone hates the quote in your e-mail signature.
You should see this conversation we're having about you on GChat.
The way you are looking at me today means I am never gonna wear this skirt again.
I really don't care how your weekend was.
This is my roommate, Henry.
I just want to bring him in and show how grown-up my job is.
I'll say thank you, but I don't mean it.
You are my least favorite person here.
I am this close...
I am...
Can you go...
I am this close to getting a back rub from my secretary.
Do not screw it up for me.
Alright. We're good. Let's go.