Name: Silicon Valley | Season 5 | The Best of Jian-Yang
Uploaded: 2026-02-17T18:11:13.000Z
Duration: 8 min 5 s
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Would you please explain why we each found some random Chinese guy asleep in our beds?

Do you think Erlik would want your guys here?

I'm gonna drag your cousin the fuck out of my lair.

But Jian Yang is a very good friend and very smart.

I want him to be the leader of the house and control all of the friends.

I mean, maybe a skilled attorney could make a case that in the absence of an existing will, this would serve as one in the case of Bachmann's death.

But as far as I can tell, the guy is not dead.

Do you happen to have death certificate or any.

So I want to ship a dead body from China.

But it's hard to find a white body in China, especially fat like Eric.

So I buy a fat white cadaver from Cincinnati Medical School.

But to ship it to China, then switch a box, then ship back.

It's just like Eric, my corrupt uncle send a death certificate from China.

Because a pig is almost like a fat human.

Mr. Jian, there's absolutely no need to display the deceased remains.

Eric Bachmann is a cremated into ashes and I put it in bucket.

So I have a house and a 10% of pie paper.

In the absence of any next of kin, I will approve you.

But before you can distribute any of his assets into your personal possession, you are required to settle all claims against the estate.

So I got a house and a 10% Pied Piper Yang.

There better not be a Chinaman in my bed.

Big mortgage, seven credit cards, not even one with miles Fucking loser.

It almost not worth to take his house from him.

Jian Yang, are you copying all those companies for the Chinese markets?

You mean the hundreds of voicemails you've left where you just called me a terrible CEO with no dick?

You need to make a deal with my companies.

Spurious knockoffs of legitimate American businesses.

But for Chinese market, it's a very sophisticated strategy.

Look, taking existing companies and just calling them new isn't sophisticated.

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Silicon Valley | Season 5 | The Best of Jian-Yang

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