Name: Meanwhile... Deadly Space Junk | Pre-Columbian Syphilis | Mushroom Magic | Gym Germs
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Hey, give it up for Louis Cato and the band.

Tonight we have one of my favorite political guests we've had over in the past year.

We have Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro will be out here in just a little while talking about how states can respond to what's going on.

I hope you do, you know that I spend most of my time right over there in the news factory hand polishing the most topical clear and satin crystal story panels decorated in femme bras, leve and jul de pipot patterns to create the stunning yet elegant Lalique Serene 40 Prism Chandelier that is my nightly monologue.

But sometimes, just sometimes, folks, while coming down from a tranq bender, I fall out of an H vac duct into an abandoned spirit Halloween strip the power cable from a busted mini fridge and jack it into an old fire exit to make the burnout scrap lamp of news.

It's like a hand warmer for the soul is what that is.

Meanwhile, in video games, there's big news for those who like the pew pews on the compuputer because the office's Michael and Dwight are coming to Fortnite.

It's the biggest video game sitcom crossover since Grand Theft franchise.

Fraser Niles running over that hooker was criminal.

Meanwhile, scientists have found a new way to track space junk falling out of orbit and crashing toward earth and which could collide with buildings and people.

Yeah, we can't have space junk falling out of the sky and crushing us.

That's taking jobs of decent hard working window air conditioners.

They're all over the place and you never think about them.

Meanwhile, in air travel news, the sandwich chain Subway has announced that they're giving away free subs to middle seat passengers.

That guy next to you is clipping his toenails and watching porn on his iPad.

To be clear, there are some restrictions.

The promotion is valid only for travelers on flights departing Tuesday, January 27th and who register and submit proof of their mid seat assignment.

Well, I wasn't going to fly tomorrow, but

now that there's a ton of red tape for a sandwich, I will see you in Cleveland.

A 5,500-year-old DNA shows that syphilis was rooted in the Americas before Columbus.

And science is pretty sure it all started with this guy.

By the way, researchers pulled a sample of syphilis from a human shin bone.

Meanwhile, in China, there's a mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans.

Or, and hear me out, it's making people who eat the mushrooms into giants.

a burglary alarm at a New York bank was triggered by an intruding deer.

Experts say the deer was likely confused and disoriented and angry about overdraft fees.

How can you charge him money for not having enough money?

Meanwhile, according to a new study, your post workout fingernails are 10 times dirtier than a toilet seat carrying a plethora of germs, including staphylococcus, enterococcus bacillus, and

Coli, which likely stems from hundreds of other gym goers using the same equipment and sweaty mats.

That's why when I'm at the gym, I steer clear of sweaty matt.

He looks like he's been used by hundreds of other gym goers.

Meanwhile, astronomers have spotted a mysterious metallic cloud orbiting something even more mysterious.

There hasn't been a scientific announcement this unhelpful since MIT researchers released this Magnets.

We'll be right back with Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro.

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