Name: Donald Trump Is Nothing To Smile About | Mike Johnson vs. Pope Leo XIV | Bezos "Murders" Journalism
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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the Late Show.

Ladies and gentlemen, friends and neighbors, tonight.

Tonight folks, we start our Wednesday show with more news about the Epstein files, which feels particularly disturbing on hump day.

Trump is so eager for all of this to go away.

Here's what he said yesterday when he was asked about Epstein in the Oval Office.

I think it's really time for the country to get onto something else.

Really, you know, now that nothing came out about me, but

I think it's time now for the country to maybe get onto something else.

Unfortunately, you're on the next page too.

But sure, let's talk about something different, something meaningless, you know, something fun, like Pokemon.

Did you know that Pikachu can only evolve with a Thunderstone?

And that he is also in the Epstein vials?

still, when it comes to Jeffrey's creepy pals, we gotta catch em all.

Trump really wants us to stop talking about his former best friend's international sex crime documents.

Which is why when CNN's Kaitlan Collins followed up on that initial question, he did this.

What would you say to the survivors who feel like they haven't gotten justice?

No wonder CNN has no ratings because of people like you.

I don't think I've ever seen a smile like this.

Well, I'm asking you about survivors of Jeffrey Epstein.

Because you know you're not telling the truth and you're a very dishonest organization and they should be ashamed of you.

Not only is that disgusting and misogynistic, but it's also a bit of a tell.

Mr. President, what do you say to your accusations that you mistreat women?

Today, Vice President Vance was asked about Trump's comments.

The President says, why don't you ever smile?

It is perceptive of the President to recognize that when he's in the room, women don't smile.

It's a little hard to look away from an international sex trafficking conspiracy featuring the stars of the 80s, 90s and today.

Like one text chain about Trump's former impeachment lawyer, Alan Dershowitz, seen here after winning a contest for eating the most egg salad, Dershowitz is the subject of a particularly catty exchange between Jeff Epstein and and Woody Allen.

Woody writes, did you happen to read the Alan Dershowitz article in the New York Times?

Epstein replied, yes, it's always only Allen for Allen.

I thought he came off as an ass, adding, he's the biggest self promoter I've ever met.

It's quite laughable how desperate he is.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to lunch with my daughter wife.

I got a little curious and did a little searching to see if I was in the files, and

Because one of Epstein's associates was a fan of my old show, the Colbert Report, particularly of my explanation of massive anonymous campaign coffers known as Super PACs.

In an email asking Epstein to donate to a candidate, that person wrote, nobody explains it better than Stephen Colbert.

Well, Well, there's no such thing as bad publicity.

Just look at our new Times Square billboard, the Late Show.

But these files contain the names of folks even more important to me than me, because Epstein also name dropped Bilbo Baggins, and

at one point he compared himself to Gandalf.

In the immortal words of Gandalf, the eat you dead pervert.

Oh, hey, remember our government's unfettered cruelty to immigrants.

Well, you're not the only one upset about it.

So is a guy from Chicago named Pope Leo XIV seen here, Seen here in a White Sox hat, proving he is a man of infinite faith.

Dupontiff has described Trump's treatment of migrants as extremely disrespectful and has reiterated the Catholic belief that every Christian will ultimately be judged on how they welcomed the foreigner.

Yes, the Bible calls all of us to welcome the foreigner.

As it is written, I want to know what love is.

Republicans like to claim Jesus is their guy, which is why yesterday, His Eminence Mike Johnson tried to correct the Pope on the Bible.

That's like trying to correct me on the Lord of the Rings.

Do I consider myself its spiritual emissary on earth?

You claim to know more about the Bible than the Pope.

Immigration is not something that's frowned upon in scripture.

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