Name: Trump: ICE Killings Create Bad Publicity | America's Secret Weapon | Epstein's Muffin Recipe
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Welcome, welcome, one and all, to the Late Show.

I'm your host, Stephen Colbert, Ladies and gentlemen.

Down in D.C. this morning, they held the annual National Prayer Breakfast.

It's been going on for a long time, since we were kids.

All the politicians show up and it seems fine.

But frankly, I've always been uncomfortable with it because as American, I believe in the separation of church and breakfast.

Now, Trump, of course, President Trump was down there this morning.

Did some special material just for the prayer munchers.

I think I've been here just about every time.

I don't have the courage to turn it down.

Last time I came, I got in at 4 in the morning.

They said, sir, you're going to be speaking at 7.

Thank you for your attention to this platter.

Before he got on stage, Trump was introduced by his spiritual advisor and haunted Bloomingdale's mannequin Paula White Kane.

I think I can say this not as senior advisor, but

as his friend, the goat, the greatest of all time.

as a Christian, I thought the greatest of all time was the guy named Jesus.

Still, I mean, you have to admit, still holds the record for saves.

But I will agree that Trump is the goat because I believe he would eat a bicycle tire if he put it on a bun.

And just because we're talking about Paula White Cane, I am legally obligated to show you this clip of her preaching in tongues.

Can we play a little bit more of that footage?

And then while Trump was all in on the prayer breakfast, he was less enthusiastic about other prayer meals.

Mike Johnson's a very religious person, and he does not hide it.

He'll say to me sometimes at lunch, sir, may we pray?

When people see you eat, a lot of people just start praying.

So Trump sat down with Tom Yamas on NBC for the traditional pre.

Speaking of Minneapolis, what did you learn?

I learned that maybe we can use a little bit of a softer touch.

You think it's like that quote from Godzilla?

Then Yamas asked about the tragic deaths of Renee Goode and Alex Preddy.

Even among the people who, like you, remember how much money General Mills lost when Sonny Cuckoo went criminally insane for Cocoa Puffs?

They still haven't found Snap, Crackle or Pops bodies.

Don't really know what that joke means, but I enjoyed it.

No idea what that joke means, but I enjoyed it.

Despite the footage we just showed you, Trump bragged about the cognitive and defended his brain.

I take physicals just to give the report out.

Yeah, I take cognitive physicals, so I do a cognitive mind test.

No other president has agreed to do them.

I do them because I have no problem with it.

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